I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
睨み合う44.31
鼻差43.82
しらばっくれる45.30
塗布45.18
用紙44.32
殺戮43.92
赤熱44.71
ランプ44.04
不足43.57
あきれ顔45.32
預かる43.59
メートル43.08
朝っぱらから44.77
明後日43.81
ダンサー44.99
受注44.40
編む44.02
うろつく44.21
アザラシ45.38
フライ44.12
本気43.36
住宅地45.22
小槌45.50
に基づいて44.71
四つ43.81
寵愛44.40
左隣44.80
ぞろぞろ44.26
評価43.17
一刻44.39
おーい44.00
でなければ43.51
植う43.65
顧客44.59
人たち43.20
そういうことなら44.34
使用人43.36
換気口45.65
傍系45.08
浴室44.39
舞踏44.56
何時まで43.82
目玉商品45.34
抱きかかえる44.72
誓う43.69
43.44
辺り43.04
ネコ科45.26
44.46
頃合44.32
目指し43.53
この間43.79
映える44.13
崩し43.70
ドキドキ43.90
トロフィー45.22
里芋45.53
及び43.75
雷撃43.92
不意44.17
コロコロ44.45
に似て43.66
訴え43.74
持ちかける44.16
面持ち43.65
眉をひそめる44.39
ややこしい44.11
選択式45.72
壇上44.14
辛辣44.37
禍々しい44.01
威高43.54
絶妙44.07
薫る44.20
体制43.81
彩る44.04
ホント43.58
莫迦44.02
古びる44.44
マスカレード46.07
転がす44.15
買い取り44.30
苛める44.48
43.88
浅い43.66
心の準備44.45
東側44.17
絶望43.38
かと言って43.61
43.86
せい42.98
指令44.31
傾向43.77
対象外44.84
子どもたち44.07
すっとぼける45.01
頼りになる44.07
待ち43.69
カーン44.58
生き残る43.53

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