I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
苦労43.22
蓄え44.11
来店44.82
むさい45.17
と言えども44.07
そっくり43.72
版画45.41
土着45.08
高電圧45.80
聞きつける44.13
身動きがとれない45.36
ひっくり返る44.23
引っ張り43.84
破獄44.33
単なる43.61
極道45.03
追い詰める43.64
奮発44.82
本気43.36
恐怖心44.40
たる43.17
されるがまま44.74
溶ける43.59
よこす44.27
馬鹿野郎44.46
ぽっくり45.45
莫迦44.02
寄せる43.71
もてなす44.59
形見44.58
計画通り44.57
重戦車45.56
分解43.96
際43.36
宛も44.44
辛らつ45.63
あれこれ43.89
芸術家44.85
出処44.23
処女44.38
踏ん張る44.28
合羽45.37
荒い43.61
木炭44.89
無43.31
ばらす44.50
ま42.85
鍛錬43.65
僅か43.17
コメット44.22
後ろ足44.47
一掃44.24
90044.96
原則44.63
煮付ける44.53
預かる43.59
ラッキー44.25
明後日43.81
通い44.32
関係者43.56
変装44.02
映える44.13
さり気43.88
スリット44.74
資材44.06
奴隷42.87
末43.86
一軒44.39
普段着44.45
二位43.39
ぞろぞろ44.26
足取り43.71
上は44.00
果てる44.11
ここぞ44.24
お約束44.07
背嚢44.70
ツッコミ43.52
もんじゃ43.76
ややこしい44.11
一名44.35
真っ黒け46.05
紅いも46.85
詰まらん44.52
山野43.73
カット44.28
外出44.05
組み込む43.88
南端44.80
気付き43.88
巾着44.95
良い感じ44.45
固まる43.33
濃い43.52
婿43.95
つれない44.64
ひょこっと45.18
まあいいか44.36
メモ43.86
敗北43.56

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