I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ホスト24.79
ぽきり25.59
ステッキ24.81
面接24.31
夕食時24.82
持ち場24.50
バード24.38
惜しげもなく24.72
貧困24.72
好奇24.55
使い分ける24.90
驚くほど24.05
嫌み24.77
何じゃそりゃ25.29
南下24.44
懲らしめ25.10
24.85
愛娘24.39
しおらしい24.74
穿つ24.10
噛みつく24.09
よっこらしょ25.50
では無さそう24.01
堅牢24.25
花火大会25.05
自家発電25.81
暴露24.24
ほんの23.64
見受ける23.93
蒼白24.31
するが良い24.53
何年23.79
番頭24.75
口ずさむ24.66
うめき声24.22
ブラック企業24.90
旨く25.23
じっと23.19
目論見24.21
っきり24.63
23.54
取りつく24.82
細工物25.25
遣られる24.08
幾つも23.39
讃える24.34
サフラン25.15
名を騙る25.44
要塞23.59
改良23.93
この場合23.78
野太い24.45
伸べる24.82
筒状24.91
妨げる24.54
ダミー24.67
24.29
懐かし24.11
それはそれで23.69
二列24.93
戦死24.22
悲しむ23.90
表立って24.41
レフリー26.02
覆面24.43
宜しかったら25.12
纏り付く24.72
ドキリ24.85
お待たせしました23.96
警護23.87
押し寄せる23.80
人間関係24.32
4日24.35
23.20
史話24.29
洗浄24.64
引っ込める24.17
腹減った24.79
移動手段24.43
23.59
コツ24.11
アイドル23.96
ぶりっ子25.42
まくり24.45
展望24.66
鈍くさい25.31
23.61
再確認24.26
バランスを取る25.01
正直言って24.39
ウハウハ25.20
裏庭24.33
制裁24.37
気落ち24.52
23.52
小銭24.62
+α25.31
援護23.67
散財24.83
23.84

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