I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
抽選24.81
製作23.82
手放し24.11
吹く23.60
中庭23.72
這う23.69
降って23.71
みかじめ料25.61
何人も23.85
号砲25.65
失念24.40
整う23.66
探検24.45
何度23.72
第224.06
野郎ども24.70
笑いあう25.00
擦り付ける24.38
むむ24.35
混ざる23.62
後の祭り24.86
食欲をそそる24.86
触る23.37
揉みくちゃ24.78
干す24.39
遅め24.73
小窓24.81
毒腺25.51
一周24.32
オープンスペース26.16
通じて24.12
刳り24.10
偉い23.69
うひょー25.66
得体24.51
林檎24.13
ぶち切れ25.61
演出23.92
約束通り24.40
吐き捨てる24.08
探し出す24.26
大人用25.40
スープストック26.32
所望24.44
四苦八苦24.69
延びる24.57
へへ24.06
部位23.77
振るった23.96
安定した24.24
分譲26.14
24.22
泣きつく24.48
24.92
これにより24.27
家路24.85
敵味方24.42
トータル25.30
慈善事業25.07
代償23.85
包囲23.73
お疲れさま24.25
満たない24.09
幼いころ24.55
深く23.06
回帰24.56
許婚25.05
たって23.39
漁具25.35
怒らせる24.47
23.61
制裁24.37
落札者25.63
一説24.88
ロマン24.13
ほろ苦い25.07
スケジュール24.21
乗っかる24.23
買い戻す25.08
卸し24.68
取り返しのつかない24.50
23.52
時分24.37
称賛24.07
応対24.34
上がりこむ26.27
純粋無垢25.13
釈明24.86
パン屋24.41
丸のみ25.64
にゃあん25.91
引き剥がす24.73
オートミール25.34
洗面25.61
お情け25.23
次から次へと24.31
切口25.32
ブラック企業24.90
勘定24.71
自殺行為24.41

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