I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
固め23.71
察し23.45
ハーフ24.27
成敗24.72
引き返す24.17
礼服24.53
ネットワーク24.44
逞しい23.99
下手をすると24.38
引き戸24.74
キャットファイト25.69
羨み25.47
お腹いっぱい24.49
気落ち24.52
荒くれ者24.60
屈す24.34
長閑24.43
脅し23.90
番頭24.75
時分24.37
動物虐待26.02
清々しい24.17
ガウン24.58
名の通った25.40
席に着く24.48
夕食時24.82
山ほど24.16
騒ぎ出す24.50
特許使用料26.21
倉庫番25.73
迫りくる24.44
そわそわ24.19
失態24.00
敵味方24.42
第123.98
玉座23.70
皇帝23.15
大幅23.84
名もない25.45
シャギー26.48
焦がし24.67
混浴24.79
見張り23.59
ノーブラ25.83
世間的24.83
野卑25.25
よたよた24.90
生体24.28
端数25.28
サンド24.25
暗躍24.28
偶数25.45
顔面23.59
畳みかける24.66
どうしたら良い24.04
息を合わせる25.97
犬猿の仲25.04
銀糸24.69
ストレス23.94
規則正しい24.62
冷え24.00
愛飲25.78
圧迫24.33
重視型26.45
工期25.43
キラキラ23.63
養う24.22
ほほほ24.74
軟化24.90
高位23.64
嬌声24.96
疎む24.44
今に24.09
際限24.96
復習う25.11
古史24.64
勢家23.43
てんてこ舞い25.26
橋23.65
適任者25.00
引っ掛け24.54
オレンジ色24.35
意気投合24.64
アカペラ25.52
擦り付ける24.38
罪状24.63
回帰24.56
長居24.34
既設26.99
替わる24.67
連携23.36
暗々25.84
林檎24.13
クソアマ25.53
神々しい24.15
虚勢を張る25.31
ぽろぽろ24.70
品評会25.21
好条件24.81
せびる25.28

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