I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
払い43.80
彩る44.04
無きゃ43.95
今すぐ43.54
生野菜45.16
朝っぱらから44.77
自由行動44.84
詰めかける44.92
後ろ足44.47
お願いいたします44.16
ほら穴45.68
物品44.31
43.36
やあ43.89
ほろほろ45.09
調理43.65
視察43.93
何だこれは44.48
ダンサー44.99
香辛料44.12
木炭44.89
腰掛け44.00
招き入れる44.25
新製品45.23
下位層45.21
ぞろぞろ44.26
敗北43.56
目指し43.53
新設44.73
飛び込み44.37
向き直る43.58
紛れ43.73
天然43.94
羽蟻43.83
反論43.52
足取り43.71
沈める44.26
液体43.65
留まる43.61
いつまで経っても44.16
ユニフォーム45.15
極端43.84
水口45.79
濡れ43.98
問いただす44.34
結びつける44.55
カツアゲ45.24
魚介類44.67
興味本位44.58
魂胆44.58
43.60
存分に43.83
隣家45.20
小走り44.19
崩し43.70
42.85
聞きつける44.13
そうになる43.49
倒れ込む43.92
要請43.74
住宅地45.22
堅実44.38
現時点43.85
高まる43.87
譲り44.23
ご馳走44.05
そう言った43.01
物騒43.84
舞踏44.56
空き地44.51
色んな43.36
ちゃいます44.08
辺り43.04
司会44.29
頭痛44.01
特有43.77
宿泊施設44.58
石材44.35
訴え43.74
素通り44.42
前提43.58
真っ黒け46.05
我に返る44.34
お披露目44.09
ボーイ44.95
照れくさい44.24
格好いい43.76
統べる44.06
泣き崩れる44.64
cm44.10
ちょうど良い43.72
やや43.25
詰まる43.59
43.54
大負け45.84
解錠44.91
振るう43.18
引き渡し44.48
遠目43.86
45.18

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