I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
多め44.03
口ぶり44.18
礼儀43.89
元手44.39
絶句43.79
お兄ちゃん43.29
選択式45.72
編む44.02
ろ過45.08
後ろ足44.47
直営45.39
黄色い43.95
美味しそう43.73
例え43.46
追い詰める43.64
衆目44.76
崩し43.70
チャーミング45.38
要請43.74
連43.75
待ち43.69
枕43.99
行き先44.17
ボイラー45.50
中立44.11
帯43.97
やあ43.89
篭手44.55
術者43.79
その度43.84
巾着44.95
えげつない44.42
オペラハウス46.11
グルメ44.88
通称44.05
時折43.49
袖43.69
海鼠子45.38
禍々しい44.01
親和性44.69
極端43.84
しっかし44.28
香辛料44.12
たまたま43.63
切り落とし44.51
眉をひそめる44.39
闘気43.88
おくれ44.62
螺子44.56
たる43.17
議題44.33
談義44.83
導く43.63
まあまあ43.93
薫る44.20
同居44.56
ほろほろ45.09
エリマキ46.59
求人45.19
一団43.81
接する43.89
ぽっくり45.45
次第に43.63
排水口45.60
鳴戸43.51
心の準備44.45
一安心44.34
色気44.06
情報収集43.71
不審43.79
4千45.60
先程から44.18
辺り43.04
シチュー44.12
彩る44.04
無43.31
気分がいい44.84
変貌44.07
普段着44.45
1組44.86
上段44.27
分解43.96
よこす44.27
写る44.38
脳43.60
生まれ43.27
対処43.29
本来なら43.43
冠る44.78
飛び込み44.37
そうでなければ44.03
頼もしい43.76
出処44.23
カミングアウト44.95
咳払い43.92
減じる44.68
まともに43.42
ロビー44.31
問題無い44.18
打ち破る44.15

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