I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
5百25.99
併用24.22
決済24.92
満腹24.48
ボコる25.59
エロい24.47
アイス23.80
細か24.03
駆け足24.43
粗利26.31
恐るべき24.03
侵食24.05
カラフル24.56
好奇心23.79
洗面25.61
ウィン23.94
空地25.25
タンク24.22
内々24.39
探検24.45
そうこう24.48
偽り24.00
非番24.83
切れ端24.76
虐める24.71
アリクイ26.03
22.34
今こそ24.27
辺境23.53
障害23.91
際限24.96
赤ん坊23.86
携わる24.24
議員24.11
23.73
お古25.21
バカタレ25.69
死にかける24.10
煩わせる24.61
天引き25.52
純粋無垢25.13
違反24.33
瞬間移動24.14
結成24.30
尋問23.98
孕む24.21
嬲る24.52
卑下24.44
他端25.13
真相24.09
泡立つ24.93
宥める23.82
これでもか24.25
前半24.03
新店26.14
下手をすると24.38
ギャンブル24.62
基礎23.69
ちらちら24.22
ホスト24.79
朝礼25.15
老爺24.29
分隊24.44
ちょうど今24.98
パン屋24.41
凄腕24.28
憤り24.32
特定23.61
悪寒24.19
完備24.71
逃げ場24.17
焚きつけ25.29
極悪24.76
何だかんだ23.70
武骨24.84
偉い23.69
家屋24.17
スピード23.52
開業25.06
奇数25.46
日没24.63
氷漬け24.47
みかじめ料25.61
目途24.73
引きちぎる24.47
叩き切る25.21
幻想的24.19
押し寄せる23.80
発来25.00
継ぎ歯25.13
ほんの少し23.68
引っかける24.92
23.84
守りぬく25.98
えっと23.16
悶える24.61
変わり23.44
じゃらし26.40
甚振る24.82
絶つ24.16

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