I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
名義25.01
期限24.26
打ち砕く24.15
製造場26.37
目録24.58
失態24.00
はーい23.77
想像上25.24
無職24.60
一般市民24.42
甘い声24.86
解析23.69
探検24.45
推定24.42
べったり24.42
よそ者24.80
腐り24.40
王位継承権24.37
時間切れ24.58
イニシアチブ25.54
突貫工事25.31
連絡を取る24.61
身なり24.18
恋人23.51
和佐比25.29
極悪24.76
気をつける24.31
ドキリ24.85
そりゃあ23.62
行列24.27
日帰り24.75
留守中24.97
跳躍23.45
緩め24.04
騙されたと思って25.47
完売24.95
そっぽ24.16
幸い23.30
お気になさらず24.40
お笑い24.96
入金25.20
やがる23.67
施し23.91
湿地帯24.74
反則24.08
直線24.27
アップテンポ25.68
再構成24.86
わらわら24.69
市中24.99
勃発24.51
うまいこと24.68
いざという時24.00
食い込む24.17
極限24.15
スピード23.52
化け物23.42
1000024.91
丘陵地帯24.92
藍晶石26.13
あな24.32
新興住宅地26.89
連れ出す23.97
手放し24.11
接続る24.21
違反24.33
共々24.10
訂正23.90
マダム24.63
アツアツ25.36
摘む24.02
ヒト23.90
演出23.92
秘密警察25.68
申し訳23.60
あどけない24.44
大人用25.40
驚くほど24.05
ロマン24.13
のけ者25.18
玉座23.70
ピラミッド型25.76
理23.23
という訳だ23.52
スムーズ24.07
ノックアウト25.05
再生23.44
討っ手24.52
黄色23.89
勢家23.43
欲求不満25.15
朝一番24.69
攻め込む23.99
既設26.99
方がよろしい24.61
たじろぐ24.29
擦れる24.56
なんというか23.68
午前23.84
ぶつかる23.48

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