I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
言い草24.56
居合24.77
思われる24.11
師匠23.07
碌に23.81
中にも24.00
一件落着24.81
見繕う24.37
やん23.79
入れ替え24.27
ツートップ25.43
淡水魚25.56
ベーシック25.79
議決権26.01
使い分ける24.90
苦笑い23.52
知られる24.00
機械仕掛け24.95
不正24.11
目に入る24.32
オープンスペース26.16
問わず24.02
戦斧24.17
等しい23.70
終る24.21
生体24.28
自覚23.31
ほんで25.25
這う23.69
委託24.99
乞うご期待25.48
切口25.32
同梱26.11
23.88
打ち上げ24.25
シューズ25.30
騙されたと思って25.47
歯切れの悪い24.88
格段24.07
実のところ24.06
体温23.99
物色24.52
何これ24.04
見本24.34
殴打24.56
再構成24.86
この上ない24.14
前夜24.84
差し引く24.52
忌憚25.25
失念24.40
気にいる24.74
変身23.73
わらわら24.69
目を輝かせる24.61
てえ24.38
破綻24.27
風合い25.52
探し出す24.26
愛娘24.39
冷ます24.48
ナッツ24.73
理性23.79
イラスト24.19
中庭23.72
すらり24.20
恥じらい24.68
ランドセル24.82
寇する24.49
細部24.46
展示24.43
元い24.01
暴君24.41
生成23.72
全軍24.05
ぶりっ子25.42
聞く耳24.55
あお向け25.43
見受ける23.93
言葉遣い24.08
対戦23.82
肩書24.42
お願いできますか24.69
典型24.96
軟化24.90
彼女なり24.66
極限24.15
ブイヨン25.61
買い求める24.74
入居25.37
身の危険24.58
刺々25.02
否定23.07
隣席25.56
もうすぐ23.57
席に着く24.48
やり直す24.36
引き締まる24.50
侵食24.05
凌駕24.12

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