I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
半数23.95
いざ23.58
薄青25.07
身を潜める25.24
跡形もなく24.46
増幅24.07
未練24.06
干上がる24.98
はて24.16
23.46
23.09
師匠23.07
偉い23.69
ありゃしない24.91
西側24.12
大挙24.82
モデルルーム26.04
術法25.76
燃やす23.64
野太い24.45
難曲26.15
なあなあ24.94
ごくごく24.49
覗き込む23.90
粗方24.28
手早い23.97
増やし23.81
五感24.19
吹っ掛ける24.97
便宜24.60
一息つく24.57
言いたい放題24.88
訳ない23.74
罪状24.63
ぶん殴る24.19
買い求める24.74
カーテン23.98
木材23.90
ねえねえ24.42
年配者25.57
突進23.63
対照的23.99
甚振る24.82
鈍くさい25.31
寄り添う23.85
すらり24.20
ばっくれ25.26
勇壮24.91
仮にも24.03
度肝24.56
数年前24.25
立ち入る24.31
ロック23.59
暮れ24.07
一個23.78
もんか24.03
使い分ける24.90
23.66
うめき声24.22
手土産24.41
動物虐待26.02
形づくる25.77
席に着く24.48
苦笑い23.52
行ってらっしゃい24.27
身なり24.18
硬さ24.39
本能23.70
公共事業25.11
妙手25.52
奇数25.46
何もかも23.55
元ネタ24.79
サンドバッグ25.23
もの作り25.58
恋愛禁止25.89
あの頃23.89
に伴い24.57
一撫で25.00
ステップを踏む25.20
放棄23.78
物入れ25.34
一件落着24.81
苦痛23.71
渡り23.94
マダム24.63
三女24.74
回帰24.56
貯まる24.48
崩れる23.63
再現23.60
23.73
覆面24.43
ごしごし24.92
使い分け24.69
申し訳23.60
砕けた24.08
訳じゃない23.07
コーディネート24.98
駆る23.85

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