I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
指定席25.30
商店街24.34
当然ながら23.77
すい23.66
一泡25.18
従属24.33
凄腕24.28
担保24.68
洗面室26.43
新装開店26.16
ダンピング26.32
裂く23.73
谷間24.53
目を通す24.40
私刑25.21
オープンスペース26.16
解析23.69
次姉25.30
はあっ23.75
渡り23.94
岩石24.19
得体24.51
優先的24.42
作為的25.15
突きたてる25.97
まごまご25.26
叩き切る25.21
投げ出す23.88
干上がる24.98
四苦八苦24.69
天下御免26.18
訳ではありません23.90
ろくでもない24.60
トンズラ25.35
アンド24.72
運行24.84
ロマン24.13
緊張感23.77
逃れ23.96
恐るべき24.03
目論見24.21
再現23.60
1等25.91
24.86
すやすや24.61
懸命23.94
メロディー25.08
仕切る24.15
席替え25.42
査証26.59
ホイップクリーム25.43
ダミー24.67
格段24.07
パン屋24.41
摘む24.02
香りがする24.59
口に含む24.69
壁面24.29
遣られる24.08
愛情23.79
立ち入る24.31
並び立つ24.46
一呼吸24.59
一笑24.88
自殺行為24.41
建築23.95
斜め24.01
逆流24.70
仲いい24.99
満開24.83
ツンツン24.64
真逆24.18
からして23.45
第224.06
したる25.31
馬鹿女25.35
23.32
騒がしい23.67
いち早く24.22
通せんぼ25.35
翠玉24.98
キール23.86
担当者24.40
初歩24.79
握手23.88
公共事業25.11
挘る25.73
セコンド25.54
パンク24.82
後ずさる24.13
失態24.00
5百25.99
画工24.11
入念24.40
はめ込む24.68
リハーサル25.20
彼女なり24.66
極限24.15
狂乱24.48
遂行24.23

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