I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
計画通り44.57
飼葉45.42
払い43.80
そこそこ43.46
僅か43.17
問いただす44.34
排水口45.60
集結44.16
語り43.68
第二期45.72
華やか44.02
口腔44.78
新生44.55
関係者43.56
マスコット44.73
似43.28
黄色い43.95
やあ43.89
外出44.05
悲しい43.34
腕前43.92
濡れ43.98
折檻44.82
趣味人45.48
フリル44.45
身動きがとれない45.36
めでたい44.33
遠目43.86
設え44.73
カツアゲ45.24
辛く44.04
捕える44.11
あきれ顔45.32
取り扱う44.38
譲り44.23
そういうことなら44.34
虜44.46
溶ける43.59
照れくさい44.24
急遽44.20
一括44.75
応援43.41
木炭44.89
それとなく44.16
詰まらん44.52
追放43.96
うろつく44.21
軍団43.66
悪意43.67
舞43.88
飛び込み44.37
傾向43.77
颯爽44.24
物42.51
無邪気43.81
手狭44.72
ムキになる44.69
試みる43.89
パクパク44.43
甚い43.90
立ち並ぶ44.08
生まれ43.27
鉄球44.27
美味しそう43.73
掛かる43.07
良くなる44.23
瞬く間に43.83
一団43.81
オペラハウス46.11
鳴き声43.63
に比べ43.73
ま42.85
気が付く43.32
後から43.69
辺り43.04
数十年44.25
鳴戸43.51
絶対領域45.16
玉43.51
形見44.58
吹っ飛ぶ43.76
ランプ44.04
良い感じ44.45
手練44.72
保留44.17
一刻44.39
袖43.69
あるらしい43.61
たる43.17
処女44.38
抱きかかえる44.72
実績43.87
いつまで経っても44.16
高が43.91
やや43.25
思い通り44.17
絆43.74
ご馳走44.05
ネコ科45.26
鍛冶屋44.06

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