I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
愛情23.79
対価23.92
名前だけ24.34
沈痛24.62
刳り24.10
やがる23.67
石鹸24.12
もごもご24.55
倒れる23.23
激励24.50
絹24.29
怒涛24.45
荒れ狂う24.30
口ずさむ24.66
接続る24.21
青色24.02
手掴み25.46
これまでに24.00
過剰23.90
授業料24.98
それでいて23.72
ラリアット25.45
ワシ23.48
簡素24.07
コツ24.11
薄切り24.84
調子が良い25.28
自家発電25.81
たどたどしい24.59
処罰24.03
活気24.09
品評会25.21
分譲26.14
バックヤード25.20
来訪者24.40
考えなおす25.91
半狂乱24.91
忍ぶ24.41
特産24.81
泡立つ24.93
無力23.70
朝礼25.15
ドン引き24.20
砕けた24.08
一筋の涙25.15
生きがい25.00
事自体24.44
上下水道25.31
一覧24.29
暮す25.25
幸い23.30
泣き言24.55
心の底23.81
ちらちら24.22
美味23.74
大幅23.84
肴24.52
価値観23.95
何処も24.16
グール24.52
跳躍23.45
好調24.91
食い下がる14.39
グラタン14.97
権13.90
捨15.44
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
嫉妬の炎15.33
だから何だ14.84
たおやか14.80
コンサルティング16.05
家出少女16.30
名前をつける15.16
発情14.85
短時間13.94
焼売15.91
秘部16.01
きょろきょろ14.26
1ヶ月14.46
老齢14.64
忘れられない14.41
肩代わり14.60
頭の悪い14.90
二倍14.25
委縮14.85
一世14.44
精進14.42
ブリブリ15.88
見栄14.43
不評14.86
やつれる14.94
単独行動14.59
賭け事14.81
機嫌よく14.90
眠りこける14.79
北向き16.12
若い子14.84
伺候15.42
頷きあう15.15
ぴちっと16.39

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