I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
リングサイド26.51
それはそれで23.69
古史24.64
思想24.04
言う通り23.39
お知らせ24.09
アイドル23.96
一摘み25.36
総じて24.35
同等23.83
放題24.29
対等23.97
なあなあ24.94
収拾がつかない25.54
自重23.97
傷む24.47
懸命23.94
見れる23.74
支配人24.61
熱唱25.71
ぱっちり25.03
ひれ伏す24.68
ほんで25.25
増やし23.81
面食らう24.33
ガウン24.58
連れていく24.26
分かれる23.99
妙手25.52
遺産24.19
それでいて23.72
当然ながら23.77
悲しむ23.90
案内人24.32
身の危険24.58
叱咤24.34
並び立つ24.46
度肝24.56
体調23.59
重装備24.61
手順23.94
歯切れの悪い24.88
訳がわからない24.58
女性化25.91
使用可能24.45
すり抜ける24.01
滅多に23.78
他人ごと25.28
24.26
アンド24.72
金遣い25.56
でっか25.13
合致24.45
調子が良い25.28
何これ24.04
親心24.95
までなら24.37
覆面24.43
今に24.09
堅牢24.25
ボコる25.59
乗っかる24.23
拝する15.67
青空14.06
即す15.09
弔意15.70
カタルシス15.46
取りたて16.04
退出14.16
人一倍14.65
差し置く14.50
ヤクザ14.47
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
体勢13.40
天才肌15.38
言い伝え14.51
身をひそめる16.02
注入14.60
よーし14.14
尽きる13.67
上演15.02
とは限らない13.88
風向き14.78
略して14.79
ゴシック15.20
偉いこっちゃ15.77
飽きもせず15.23
雑談13.82
昼の部16.14
安らぎ14.50
物がある13.46
動物性15.44
潜り13.90
言い捨てる14.48
暴発14.31
悪日14.33
単色15.33
自治14.79
改める13.99
たーまやー16.53

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