I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
貧困24.72
前進23.85
洋菓子25.30
驚くほど24.05
逃げ場24.17
いたずらっ子25.24
ほほ24.30
沙汰24.54
何これ24.04
サンド24.25
面子23.78
嫌がる23.66
お笑い24.96
お仕着せ24.83
八重歯25.12
直通24.86
これまでに24.00
あの頃23.89
もんか24.03
場代26.30
日没24.63
物質23.82
北上24.43
大忙し24.63
新興住宅地26.89
納入25.00
引き剥がす24.73
被虐25.33
興じる24.31
通り魔24.76
天日干し25.34
23.82
揺らす23.50
証拠隠滅24.86
ウロウロ24.64
取り扱い24.50
確かめ23.70
近辺24.17
有りげ24.69
思い浮かべる23.73
平常24.64
勧める24.06
ロック23.59
お尋ね24.67
頭を垂れる24.60
70024.38
出鱈目24.35
片鱗24.52
割合24.06
ブイヨン25.61
数歩24.18
当選24.99
二つ返事24.60
夜間24.20
食べられる23.75
帳代23.86
脹らみ25.04
オレンジ24.24
鈍感24.26
夢うつつ25.33
記載漏れ26.45
入力24.40
雇用主15.00
賛成13.71
取りたて16.04
奸計15.28
何処にも13.78
暴発14.31
盛りつけ15.02
低地15.62
うすのろ16.04
ファスナー15.45
希有15.31
時間をつぶす15.79
13.92
ギラリ14.91
1勝15.66
子守歌15.36
情報網14.52
琥珀14.06
時間制限14.70
虚無14.37
リゾート施設16.48
泣き顔14.62
威勢のいい14.91
回し飲み15.91
壮絶14.30
大違い14.43
目新しい14.54
最終調整15.17
クマ13.43
漏れなく14.65
信仰心14.46
14.12
縊り殺す16.39
権益14.89
備品14.46
闇金15.90
しかして14.37
前払い14.97

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