I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
御言葉14.94
野原14.71
認知14.35
スネアドラム16.94
晦む15.47
復刻16.09
いい加減にしろ14.48
信仰心14.46
賞品14.62
待ちきれない14.97
資格がない15.12
日付14.20
あざとい14.64
フォーク13.95
前々から14.29
眩暈14.46
にゃんにゃ16.48
反面教師15.29
僧徒13.73
泣き顔14.62
収穫物15.15
納屋14.50
こじ開ける14.53
イベント会場15.65
拙作14.87
恵む14.96
打つ手がない15.33
握りつぶす14.66
弱肉強食14.66
えーん15.49
滴り14.72
交ぜる14.57
下駄箱14.93
焙る15.49
遊び呆ける15.42
やおら15.00
残党14.24
背を向ける14.37
日陰者15.34
年頃13.81
上り坂15.21
畏まった14.77
跳ね上げ14.62
羽飾り15.38
6百16.89
神経性16.22
家紋14.46
揺れ動く14.64
評価額15.86
待遇14.10
塩漬け14.60
着任14.86
意識を失う14.68
理念14.45
ソムリエ15.65
女連れ15.36
街路14.59
先頭に立つ14.78
下地14.59
見てもらう14.67
怖いもの知らず15.31
キミ13.68
座りこむ14.86
調合13.84
物の13.83
転げ落ちる14.52
大はしゃぎ15.01
素足14.85
なんちゃら15.00
コラボ15.06
食い物14.34
叩き込み14.67
口角泡15.98
言わす14.61
並びに14.65
魚網16.89
換える14.90
問い正す16.23
一言でいうと15.82
売上手数料17.59
結び付ける14.85
我先に14.46
敷居15.04
茫然14.24
抑え込む14.17
同時刻14.86
自分の分14.56
手を掛ける14.86
放出13.74
へらへら14.67
調査中14.91
右前15.31
振り向きざま14.88
くそ13.67
たわわ15.04
大感謝15.69
突き出た14.76
加憲15.35
重ね合う15.22
クリティカル14.47

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