I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
建機16.61
リターン14.66
定刻15.31
名士15.13
悪戯っぽい14.64
魅入る14.54
内陸14.73
習う13.76
騒ぐ13.50
ギクシャク15.07
ハンドルを切る16.29
ギブアップ14.94
コック14.65
盗み聞き14.51
磨き14.09
着崩れ15.67
そつなく14.95
逆に言うと15.06
大量生産14.59
マジギレ15.50
測る13.99
趣味のよい16.69
減15.01
あってこその14.99
夜気15.10
回り込み14.61
ゴツゴツ14.70
ゾクゾク14.74
天上14.16
当店14.89
さらり14.08
口角14.11
流行り14.65
如何なもの14.56
力を借りる14.63
保存庫15.27
ボリボリ15.05
足を踏みいれる16.57
ウナギ14.61
抜け目のない15.40
マネージャー14.60
なるだけ14.13
抜き足で16.89
コソ泥15.52
これを以て15.48
壊滅13.76
賞14.60
一人歩き15.20
不死身14.52
膠着状態14.64
盗聴14.69
円陣14.68
一味14.49
濃14.46
ペニス16.75
微調整14.67
逃げ惑う14.41
事切れる14.76
満員御礼15.44
見張る13.81
漁師14.13
熱狂14.56
出品者15.37
どうでも14.09
夏草15.75
文官13.76
拙作14.87
ピスタチオ15.81
スリ14.58
仲良し14.19
持ち味15.11
バラスト15.63
上半身を起こす15.19
吸い込み14.59
大掛かり14.60
集中攻撃14.92
助太刀14.74
常備14.63
いずれは14.02
貸与14.79
神憑16.39
三和土14.64
食糧13.85
フォーマルドレス16.89
期せずして15.15
高級品14.29
大成功14.48
一日を過ごす15.77
身元保証15.81
編目17.29
病13.69
取りつかれる15.23
ギャルソン15.91
読み方14.93
媚びる14.73
口ほどにもない16.01
一大14.41
手描き15.71
四人組14.88
遙か13.87

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