I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
険悪14.38
足手まとい14.29
風俗嬢16.24
しゅんと14.60
物々しい14.54
金網15.09
注釈14.74
めり込む14.17
餓虎15.05
表明14.26
嘱望15.33
道草15.45
枚数14.68
ドライバー14.70
荷台14.02
思考実験15.67
採取13.58
閉じこもる14.46
14.52
特攻隊15.60
お邪魔14.08
電気ショック15.70
泣きわめく14.99
がなり立てる15.53
茶畑16.12
陣を張る15.65
モミジ14.66
粛清14.34
見かねる14.32
混濁14.79
震わせる13.45
別物14.20
一箇所14.38
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
爽快感14.99
打開14.41
んな13.82
謎かけ15.23
短刀14.20
停まる14.45
封じ込める14.63
象徴的15.13
学者14.07
無償14.41
最先端14.69
泣き止む15.14
建築物14.52
振りぬく15.26
水樽15.84
私兵14.17
勇気づける15.56
13.86
バッチコイ15.96
お互い様14.45
満ちる13.25
有志14.83
掲載14.29
外出中15.51
啄木鳥14.78
話が早い14.80
ミニスカート14.87
堕落14.48
四季14.54
リセットスイッチ17.11
14.04
14.00
くんくん15.00
一本釣り15.61
心酔14.61
王様13.37
乗り遅れる15.23
模擬店15.58
女給15.17
タタキ15.70
可能であれば14.74
一千万14.90
遂げる14.02
希望の星15.58
ちらっと見る15.64
質す15.48
暴利15.35
球状14.70
2つとも15.74
オタオタ15.79
先進14.91
安心安全15.21
名士15.13
身ごもる15.12
ポテンシャル14.83
となったら14.53
宿泊所15.50
事になりかねない14.56
合意の上15.35
区別14.02
言い捨てる14.48
剣を抜く14.46
当店14.89
議決15.70
実体14.18
思案顔14.74

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