I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
衆人15.60
そない15.18
はらはら14.79
ファイトマネー15.99
マイナー14.77
ストリップ15.70
2人きり14.81
存じる13.96
装填14.30
シンク14.66
簡易宿泊所16.36
居住スペース15.18
破産14.44
事実婚15.96
異変13.77
手描き15.71
独り負け17.59
出そろう15.48
黒金剛石17.29
旦那さま14.72
溜めこむ15.09
豪気15.06
称す13.92
一芸15.34
地道14.22
ごろ寝15.85
15.42
リサーチ15.13
日払い16.09
1つ1つ15.12
災難14.47
悪戦苦闘14.93
熱伝導16.02
13.68
13.86
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
心根14.68
後ろ盾14.11
お題目15.26
組み立て14.30
ドン臭い16.64
悪魔の宴16.99
一言でいうと15.82
とも無く14.74
振り出し15.17
土壇場14.73
ふん縛る15.61
エコ15.21
オーケー14.54
オドオド15.02
嘆く13.87
雇い14.66
百パーセント14.88
凄惨14.30
ごたごた14.85
13.37
内部構造14.96
バッティング15.48
溜息をつく14.44
負け惜しみ14.74
闇金融16.89
活性14.63
略して14.79
宜しゅう15.31
横倒し14.78
ぎこちない14.12
いじめっ子15.09
一体に14.71
男手15.06
混濁14.79
具現化14.33
己が13.86
遂げる14.02
身勝手14.25
軟弱14.65
纏まった14.11
屈む14.24
お勘定15.73
尽きる13.67
心の交流16.39
リゾート施設16.48
15.81
兵長14.77
どS16.75
ギクシャク15.07
卷く17.29
豪勢14.42
お漏らし15.19
凌ぐ14.07
内野14.95
やり口14.61
埋もれる14.10
お手のもの15.43
欠航13.74
履歴14.74
感謝の念14.75
行き当たりばったり14.83
まー13.87
ストライプ15.28
ロゴ14.94

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