I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
遠距離13.69
中世14.31
ミニスカート14.87
13.49
図式15.04
封筒14.18
焼き尽くす14.57
ランニングシャツ16.11
手ほどき14.35
13.95
ありがとさん15.43
アニメ13.92
腹いっぱい14.93
ごゆっくり14.61
秩序14.14
しま14.33
籠絡14.84
13.52
ケモナー15.29
据置型16.99
冱えない14.65
羽アリ14.66
隠蔽工作15.56
カン14.19
エコ15.21
憂さ晴らし14.97
裂け目14.56
無いと13.66
間違いなし14.54
開き直る14.22
ストップ14.24
無人14.19
加憲15.35
震え声15.13
粉物15.93
王権14.44
基礎工事15.50
体を伸ばす15.58
前売り券16.55
丹花15.43
縊り殺す16.39
へら14.80
命令を下す14.75
弾き返す14.44
濃い目15.14
憑かれる14.47
よろよろ14.51
薄絹15.46
北向き16.12
工場13.99
使い放題15.22
してみると14.17
退出14.16
建設工事16.09
くくり付ける15.83
拭き掃除15.59
下地14.59
麗しい14.16
肩の力を抜く15.14
倣う14.20
ぶらん14.51
しょーもない15.56
15.41
定石14.72
力こぶ15.34
芸術性15.45
めり込む14.17
釣り竿14.90
ばら撒き14.92
取り返す14.37
ドライ14.53
話が違う14.85
破裂14.12
パワーバランス14.96
鑑賞14.50
罰を受ける15.01
調度14.91
手強い14.31
短髪14.55
14.04
肝臓14.80
高級品14.29
会議場14.83
一粒14.51
極楽15.02
可哀想13.78
営利15.43
打ち取る15.40
安易14.13
余裕しゃくしゃく15.85
薄焼き15.75
高尚14.94
道草15.45
引き継ぎ14.52
16.81
パンツスーツ15.85
暴発14.31
勧善懲悪15.66
笑い合う14.62
元のもくあみ17.29

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