I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
使える392.62
こそ392.75
念のため393.66
のでは392.62
最近392.84
ですから392.87
夜呂死苦393.17
無視393.03
決める392.93
詰まり392.59
392.96
構う393.29
ばかり392.53
交わる394.38
奪う392.94
着替え393.45
20393.34
視線392.32
ようだ382.24
ほぼ383.03
に従い383.80
382.53
潜入383.84
やっと383.21
一言383.11
以前382.85
周り382.77
王家383.23
確かに382.39
如何383.47
真っ白383.65
すっかり383.27
行き383.32
でしょ383.03
左手383.25
分け382.31
一手382.89
ビート384.64
始まる382.93
お店383.48
最高383.21
372.74
レストラン374.15
止まる372.95
建物373.04
程度372.58
露店373.85
見事373.20
引き373.23
373.47
372.96
魔力372.17
372.73
373.67
市民373.82
ディーラー374.96
派遣373.51
誰か372.71
男たち373.49
取り戻す373.24
旦過374.35
372.54
でもある372.97
言い放つ373.62
374.47
金額373.59
モール374.84
373.29
もっと372.63
どうぞ373.16
求め363.14
意味362.49
流し363.30
観客363.64
売る362.92
覗く363.34
期待362.90
1日363.81
何故ならば364.21
そうして362.85
ショップ364.51
可憐363.45
事により363.78
誘う363.11
と言った362.53
お客さん363.75
賭け363.64
いつの間にか363.19
なり362.48
吊るす364.28
伸ばす363.00
昨日362.87
価格363.97
人生363.17
そうです362.73
近づく362.83
362.98
362.44
営業364.07
より362.31

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