I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
魚介類44.67
トロフィー45.22
立ち並ぶ44.08
エリマキ46.59
びびり44.81
さい44.47
フィット44.98
一安心44.34
芸術家44.85
狩り43.18
そう言った43.01
罵倒44.09
スリット44.74
不公平44.50
螺子44.56
無きゃ43.95
司会44.29
物品44.31
空き地44.51
突きだす44.79
雷撃43.92
寵愛44.40
蓄え44.11
でなければ43.51
チェンジ43.86
ヒント44.04
甚い43.90
一致43.86
近づける43.66
1944.13
聞き耳44.38
何だこれは44.48
概要44.30
ひょこっと45.18
発展43.51
娯楽44.05
cm44.10
おごる44.62
背嚢44.70
彫43.87
高電圧45.80
合羽45.37
詰まらん44.52
まともに43.42
存分に43.83
招き44.09
怪我43.13
役立たず44.34
取りだす44.52
年下43.87
丁度43.59
視察43.93
ほっそり44.55
小走り44.19
警戒42.92
自由行動44.84
調達43.94
闘気43.88
引き離す44.03
峨々44.00
待ち43.69
吭43.81
汚れる43.88
1台44.82
巾着44.95
腕前43.92
漏れ43.65
せい42.98
カット44.28
王子42.76
この様43.25
下男44.86
フーリガン46.59
乳首45.03
グルメ44.88
そういうことなら44.34
砕け43.75
閉店44.75
土着45.08
談義44.83
メモ43.86
果てる44.11
帯同45.10
気安い44.05
下らない43.81
虫43.44
テーマ44.40
傍系45.08
対象外44.84
何しろ43.48
見入る44.39
人たち43.20
幼子43.94
礼儀43.89
十人43.89
一軒44.39
内心43.22
体制43.81
必要ない43.67
悪意43.67

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