I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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溺れる44.07
軍団43.66
同席44.03
何だこれは44.48
ってのは43.25
現われる44.49
甚い43.90
カミングアウト44.95
有りそう43.51
興味本位44.58
相まって44.02
必殺43.94
新製品45.23
絶対領域45.16
新設44.73
ゾンビ43.60
身動きがとれない45.36
上は44.00
体制43.81
付き添う44.14
里芋45.53
付帯45.67
形見44.58
まともに43.42
勢い良く44.14
大威張り46.21
海鼠子45.38
のど自慢46.24
ひと時44.51
堅実44.38
給排水46.81
面持ち43.65
崩し43.70
顧客44.59
せい42.98
罵倒44.09
応援43.41
和姦44.05
身震い44.41
手応え44.02
飛び込み44.37
右足43.99
買い取り44.30
集結44.16
その度43.84
こっそり43.49
直営45.39
よこす44.27
意味がない43.73
43.97
引き戻す44.12
43.44
あれこれ43.89
数個44.62
迂回44.05
抱きかかえる44.72
娯楽44.05
普段着44.45
王妃43.29
また借り45.23
すっとぼける45.01
弾ける43.73
頑張ろう44.05
ところから43.78
年下43.87
被る43.46
受注44.40
紹介状44.34
一団43.81
好感44.36
何しろ43.48
詰まらん44.52
役立たず44.34
引き継ぐ43.93
ねん43.98
上段44.27
辛らつ45.63
クローズ45.51
めでたい44.33
たどり着く43.62
43.57
承知43.43
先程から44.18
日持ち44.79
ここぞ44.24
捌く44.09
我に返る44.34
説明書き45.52
お召し物45.04
通い44.32
楽しげ43.83
泊まる43.62
500万45.19
なし崩し的44.99
繋ぎ43.95
抱え手44.56
出し入れ44.81
後片付け44.42
たる43.17

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