I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
消えゆく15.18
盛り14.31
それはそれは14.20
そんで14.23
紆余15.41
意味ない14.50
勇敢14.28
行き届く14.27
歓喜13.87
モラル15.10
シャレにならない14.90
ランニングシャツ16.11
二肥15.17
運が無い15.90
そうみたい14.43
暴挙14.34
セクシーポーズ16.15
後日13.87
タイト15.26
吸い上げる14.81
織り14.53
積み込み14.91
名案14.50
身を委ねる15.18
八つ目14.96
床板14.82
熱狂14.56
改築14.76
今までどおり15.00
がね13.58
その場その場15.44
害を及ぼす15.46
先回り14.45
揺れる13.45
決め手14.54
長姉14.90
配列15.24
信頼に足る15.31
どうなることやら15.15
同系15.95
命名14.29
約数15.87
禁忌14.09
倹約15.57
10人14.33
パブ15.20
裏打ち14.84
振り分け14.66
ボリボリ15.05
封鎖14.11
留め金15.12
若気14.38
両隣14.70
横並び14.94
踊り狂う15.55
体現14.30
取りそろえる15.50
格上14.13
功13.95
面倒見る15.29
樹13.28
いざとなったら14.42
攻め立てる14.72
売れ筋15.49
可哀想に14.39
もんだから14.16
足を踏みいれる16.57
職権濫用16.07
賭け事14.81
衆人15.60
刳る14.72
にも関わらず13.64
責めたてる15.58
徳治15.84
からという物14.41
長袖14.78
小気味良い15.09
入り込み14.61
自在に14.14
奥さん13.72
扇子14.42
咳き込む14.31
情報網14.52
厚紙15.44
握力14.59
ソファー13.69
同時刻14.86
踝15.11
多すぎる14.09
おほほ14.82
計画を立てる15.28
丸投げ14.24
がたがた14.93
順位14.23
時価総額16.42
アウトドア15.26
単刀直入14.39
見映え15.77
空洞14.17
抜き放つ14.21

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