I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
体操14.26
富裕層14.69
とまり木16.69
そうすると13.89
我等14.02
攻め立てる14.72
ベイクドポテト16.89
私共14.70
飛び道具14.56
面くらう15.97
間隔14.13
倍にする15.47
できるだけ早く14.83
惨殺14.75
神々13.40
横倒し14.78
生憎13.80
ぱたり15.10
コングラチュレーション16.75
14.82
頭越し15.32
力関係14.63
吸い込み14.59
2914.42
神代14.40
飛び蹴り14.93
ユニゾン15.55
譲歩14.33
13.84
走り出す13.62
第514.45
すり合わせ14.91
プリプリ15.03
殴り倒す15.45
ええん14.57
下火15.34
心理14.47
13.18
勝負は時の運15.98
もろ14.98
中心とする14.90
締まる14.71
多かれ少なかれ14.83
時事15.01
焦げつく15.54
コメント14.11
右から左へ15.15
目論み15.00
代名詞14.61
それはない14.11
藍染め16.43
張り出し15.10
義兄14.07
一大14.41
かくして14.36
飲みで13.63
維持費14.79
良し13.85
重み14.00
苦戦13.74
血の海14.74
特殊効果14.43
絶対王政15.55
スキル12.40
だからって13.79
在庫管理15.70
浸食14.51
震わせる13.45
取り分ける15.05
段違い14.36
物種14.60
マイナー14.77
鋼線15.12
東門14.57
ボトル14.53
げんなり14.36
ぶかぶか15.15
空にする14.86
柑橘14.87
小指14.35
その都度14.45
吸い寄せる14.64
12.84
見栄14.43
至極14.03
就職先14.93
明け13.88
無作為15.05
入り方15.20
叔父さま15.90
キミ13.68
何ごと15.10
棒立ち14.61
安易14.13
常温15.08
ばっさばっさ15.66
フィーバー15.33
マイ13.93
双璧をなす15.87
どっちにしろ14.44

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