I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
話が早い14.80
捌ける14.81
診る14.36
参照14.37
気苦労14.80
締り16.05
気質14.16
口外14.62
マジギレ15.50
もそもそ14.96
感極まる14.36
社員14.31
商才15.06
毎日のように14.24
適応14.20
悪名14.68
コロリ15.47
急ピッチ14.95
顔を赤らめる15.17
親衛隊13.90
14.57
定石14.72
飾り気15.03
腫れ14.52
蓄積14.04
えーと13.59
物陰14.28
試供品15.45
王座14.53
真空14.50
歴史上14.43
着任14.86
引かれる14.40
持ち時間15.67
呼び捨て14.20
ひと目14.67
何てったって15.01
酷く13.32
閉ざす13.80
腕試し14.88
ド阿呆15.98
ぶす15.26
13.25
仲直り14.32
腕がなる15.67
張り出し15.10
引き合わせる15.22
準備中14.79
14.32
続けざま14.55
行動範囲14.73
強盗殺人15.88
懐に入る15.18
カート14.58
裏地15.15
懐疑的14.79
産声15.01
14.68
水死体15.61
危惧14.45
坊ちゃん14.23
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
ピカイチ15.57
浮遊13.74
都合がいい14.34
14.42
統制14.29
朝方14.47
雑誌14.28
高級品14.29
14.22
カウベル15.93
睡魔14.57
油断も隙もない15.46
疑似的14.93
不評14.86
コンビニ14.17
十二13.73
色付け15.55
柔和14.24
グロい15.06
お見事14.52
下士14.57
あぁ12.97
差し掛かる14.21
お次14.75
腹いっぱい14.93
あふれ出す15.10
ソーサー14.94
さよなら14.48
ないで14.00
あの方13.73
重み14.00
毀れ14.33
いちゃつく14.67
長袖14.78
有志14.83
14.12
住宅用16.55
14.90

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