I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
追いつく43.55
コルセット44.78
宛も44.44
振るう43.18
背嚢44.70
警戒42.92
クローズ45.51
颯爽44.24
体制43.81
葉野菜45.07
反論43.52
歩を進める44.48
あれこれ43.89
誤る44.17
好感44.36
鼻差43.82
停滞43.92
当然のこと43.82
調達43.94
例え43.46
小突く44.26
群青44.94
酸っぱい44.40
左側44.01
深刻43.83
43.81
関係者43.56
不審43.79
居られる44.02
43.87
人たち43.20
大負け45.84
寂しい43.33
脳天44.33
次第43.34
溢れ43.33
応援43.41
剥奪44.36
留まる43.61
43.31
宿泊施設44.58
やって見る44.07
石材44.35
オススメ44.35
宴会場44.94
下らない43.81
それとなく44.16
選び43.89
人目43.91
流れ込む43.96
お召し物45.04
計画通り44.57
コンボ44.51
減じる44.68
43.52
山野43.73
主人公43.33
後片付け44.42
目ぼしい44.57
刺客44.14
出処44.23
左隣44.80
同居44.56
責任者43.92
転倒44.25
無くても43.52
cm44.10
43.69
一戦44.16
遙かに43.80
数個44.62
ケトル45.59
果たす43.42
魚介類44.67
降りかかる44.53
調理43.65
右足43.99
処女44.38
疑問に思う44.34
その度43.84
滑る43.72
辛らつ45.63
要員44.10
軒先44.90
43.86
傷つける43.50
中断43.88
バッサリ44.57
頭痛44.01
いつまで経っても44.16
見透かす44.15
蓄え44.11
素通り44.42
43.75
ロビー44.31
お手伝い43.83
相性43.63
釜師44.47
海鼠子45.38
腕前43.92

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