I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

Read Now

Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不本意14.23
上半身裸14.77
仮契約15.22
圧迫感14.48
奥が深い15.03
鳴動14.97
出し合う14.85
愚痴13.88
取り止めのない15.18
仰るとおり14.84
締まる14.71
デフォ15.20
犯る16.69
身元14.38
自己愛15.57
満点14.44
解ける13.67
膠着状態14.64
表面化14.97
蹴る13.28
無縁14.13
泊地15.98
運休16.45
抜け目ない15.39
顕14.49
攻める13.85
封筒14.18
マネージャー14.60
屋外14.41
宿る13.56
大群14.20
食いつぶす15.36
待ちかね15.39
焼売15.91
手を引く14.72
首を落とす15.18
低層14.03
ヘルメット14.46
調子狂う15.53
昼休み14.17
負債14.92
梳く14.54
途切れる13.95
敬礼13.94
区別14.02
耐えがたい15.07
出先15.04
表れる14.60
ビッグ14.58
本券17.59
飽和状態15.53
取引所15.79
忍び足14.75
順当14.53
平らげる14.32
構築13.58
シンボルカラー16.75
緊急停止15.71
胸ポケット14.83
剣術13.52
箸14.07
薀蓄15.66
ユニセックス16.36
180度15.23
和らげる14.28
固唾14.42
随行14.74
李下に冠を正さず16.69
定13.81
手遅れ14.07
書き換え14.47
案じる14.03
口を挟む14.16
手を煩わせる14.96
野生13.95
和平協定16.07
収集14.11
大受け15.85
罰を与える14.97
申し合わせる15.48
かーぎやー17.59
ひど過ぎる15.15
開催中15.39
切り出し14.47
チャラ14.61
三ヶ日17.29
芽生える14.46
定石14.72
一生分15.20
名産品15.22
僻地14.70
有耶無耶14.86
置き去り14.06
自由恋愛15.38
キミ13.68
貸し切り状態15.78
センチ13.67
感謝の言葉もない15.90
接し方14.74
舌鼓14.62

Showing 11001 - 11100 of 17,102 words