I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
丁度43.59
調理43.65
素通り44.42
恰幅44.62
幸先44.95
権威44.01
朝食後44.74
恩人44.10
ブラインド45.39
見回す43.29
ぞろぞろ44.26
なー43.13
水口45.79
震撼44.94
口ぶり44.18
せい42.98
矮小44.67
巨体43.50
ブラウズ46.99
と言えども44.07
管轄44.38
肩を落とす44.28
平然44.05
っけ43.23
浅い43.66
どれ43.75
転がす44.15
警戒42.92
餌43.61
メモ43.86
被る43.46
莫迦44.02
粒子43.87
荒い43.61
甚い43.90
原資45.68
文句を言う44.18
そうでなければ44.03
大チャンス45.82
やや43.25
噛み締める44.00
抑える43.54
染める43.96
物言い43.78
不足43.57
通称44.05
岩盤44.49
今まで42.69
文献44.24
背徳44.98
厭々43.29
現時点43.85
頼もしい43.76
ゾンビ43.60
暴言44.27
大きめ43.95
羽根44.08
お疲れ43.93
香辛料44.12
役立たず44.34
引っ43.62
濡れ43.98
遠目43.86
隣家45.20
まあまあ43.93
抱きかかえる44.72
一足先44.46
子どもたち44.07
チェンジ43.86
峨々44.00
主催者44.54
スラム44.12
笑い転げる44.88
颯爽44.24
カツアゲ45.24
禍々しい44.01
正当防衛44.81
ずい分43.33
久々43.70
威高43.54
退位44.85
判別43.99
外出44.05
新製品45.23
そう言った43.01
連れて行く44.00
たる43.17
身震い44.41
で候43.44
眉をひそめる44.39
多め44.03
鉄球44.27
自由行動44.84
アームカバー46.32
引き締める44.21
手応え44.02
説明書き45.52
両眼45.01
数十年44.25
迂回44.05

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