I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
寡慾14.95
爆風14.15
自殺14.10
案内状16.00
朝方14.47
賃貸15.38
富裕層14.69
迷い込む14.30
賞14.60
気遣う13.89
一つも13.83
立ち寄る14.07
保存食14.34
水洗い15.27
撃ち落とす14.44
戦慄14.05
正真正銘14.26
商品券15.91
たった13.33
複数人14.38
下火15.34
恥ずかしがる14.73
満員御礼15.44
べき14.58
正す13.86
排除13.51
千鳥足15.32
号令をかける15.31
出どころ15.17
失言14.45
田舎娘15.19
ココア14.52
一目見る15.35
逃げ惑う14.41
石炭14.79
交際14.57
背伸び14.30
気がひける15.86
何なら13.90
おめでとうございます14.10
乞う14.46
ギブアップ14.94
捕捉14.30
蝋人形15.89
招へい16.69
撃たれる15.01
高利貸し15.56
暴利15.35
無いと13.66
利き13.97
冷汗15.11
祭壇13.90
伊良14.14
逃亡13.96
毛皮13.69
砲台14.58
差異14.32
曳く14.59
ちんちくりん15.13
巣食う14.70
日払い16.09
あり得ないほど14.88
あぁ12.97
ぶらぶら14.50
馬鹿でかい14.79
負かす14.51
納得のいく14.73
執着13.98
羨む14.54
喧々諤々15.34
節操14.95
シャキーン15.66
後衛13.77
小道具14.94
兄さま14.15
刃物13.91
万が一13.50
支援13.43
後ろ盾14.11
見破る14.22
眩暈14.46
パターン13.74
レギンス15.38
正月14.52
裸芽13.78
背の高さ15.08
爆笑14.40
馬鹿さ加減15.24
待ちきれない14.97
再調査15.54
開催日15.43
危機感14.01
チャンスを窺う16.64
遊び歩く15.33
トーク14.69
驚くべき14.09
鮮度14.73
無駄になる14.67
青白い13.83
筒抜け14.52

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