I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
トータルで15.30
悪戦苦闘14.93
お水14.60
断崖14.74
満席15.10
体中14.08
嫁入り道具15.43
またな14.53
成仏14.75
折りたたみ15.24
頭がまわらない16.29
塡まる14.18
画心14.75
儲ける14.54
標準14.57
モデル14.07
飽きもせず15.23
淫魔14.46
見積もる14.41
耐水15.53
前々から14.29
ぽきぽき15.96
ただ働き15.48
稽古13.76
挑戦的14.89
傷付ける14.12
と金14.40
何げない16.49
脱走者15.62
一つとして14.34
置き忘れる15.20
お茶屋15.98
気っ風16.11
押し開ける15.33
独り身14.75
託児所15.46
ひっくり返す14.14
13.49
温度差14.79
壮年14.22
先頭に立つ14.78
羨む14.54
おおよそ13.85
アンクレット15.50
ナイト14.02
精査14.55
化学反応15.21
派生14.30
ジョイント15.65
チラリズム15.30
やか15.16
語らい14.72
罰を与える14.97
射程13.82
満面の笑み13.78
焼き肉14.74
溶く14.93
台紙16.07
作業台14.57
刃物13.91
島々14.99
ウズウズ15.09
すね毛15.92
生血16.11
威光14.45
引き合わせる15.22
得意げ14.14
力を借りる14.63
トロい15.84
水田14.88
二度三度14.94
水脈14.61
造花15.38
蝙蝠14.22
跳躍力14.91
窮屈14.26
捕捉14.30
一世14.44
ショートヘア15.03
グレーゾーン15.41
しゅんと14.60
ジリジリ14.53
陸上14.32
弁明14.42
朝飯14.53
補完14.76
人間社会14.80
新規事業15.73
経て13.83
13.16
鋭敏14.54
宝の山14.98
処置13.99
名案14.50
褐炭15.11
覚えこむ16.59
潔白14.79
満タン14.87
くらくら14.77
倹約15.57

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