I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そうになる43.49
踏ん張る44.28
先遣隊44.63
羽蟻43.83
顧客44.59
塩っぱい44.77
寝かす44.34
たる43.17
吹っ飛ぶ43.76
引き渡し44.48
開かれる44.09
に比べ43.73
43.69
果たす43.42
魂胆44.58
切断43.70
鳴戸43.51
43.35
切らす44.11
小槌45.50
もてなす44.59
汚れる43.88
導く43.63
視察43.93
43.61
姉妹43.57
切っ先43.89
でなければ43.51
照れくさい44.24
権威44.01
咳払い43.92
壇上44.14
眼光43.95
不意44.17
良くなる44.23
下ろし43.52
舞い44.05
抱え手44.56
ヒント44.04
だもの43.76
迫害44.41
溢れ43.33
帰す43.93
アームカバー46.32
要請43.74
上段44.27
脳漿45.02
溺れる44.07
分野44.00
セリフ43.66
昼間43.71
マスコット44.73
怯え43.52
頑張ろう44.05
ボーイ44.95
勉強43.22
建設中45.10
積み込む44.55
オペラハウス46.11
何だこれは44.48
無骨44.30
まあまあ43.93
集結44.16
責任者43.92
狩り43.18
超える43.25
ずい分43.33
ネコ科45.26
招き入れる44.25
朝食後44.74
とうとう43.70
黄土色45.11
候補者44.41
本来なら43.43
普段着44.45
一直線43.87
500万45.19
辺り43.04
白髪43.98
無邪気43.81
抵抗力44.57
概要44.30
43.87
カツアゲ45.24
いっちょ44.81
どれ43.75
無くても43.52
後ろ足44.47
解禁44.64
いいえ43.41
組み込む43.88
目の当たりにする44.76
伝い44.51
天然43.94
指令44.31
飛び立つ44.05
しつこい43.90
44.18
評価43.17
44.41

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