I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
たどり着く43.62
来店44.82
バッサリ44.57
うろつく44.21
ひと時44.51
必要ない43.67
詰めかける44.92
高級店44.91
帯43.97
されるがまま44.74
熟す43.95
芸術家44.85
対処43.29
名義で45.11
鼻差43.82
達成43.61
現われる44.49
舞い44.05
換気口45.65
向き直る43.58
ブラインド45.39
古びる44.44
統べる44.06
見逃し43.99
我に返る44.34
見入る44.39
に比べ43.73
植う43.65
脳天44.33
ギャラ45.65
打撃43.58
マスカレード46.07
イマイチ44.34
悲鳴を上げる44.10
染み込む44.33
虜44.46
似43.28
巾着44.95
未知43.76
小走り44.19
水瓶44.72
どっち43.48
何しろ43.48
延ばす44.50
セリフ43.66
切り落とし44.51
お願いいたします44.16
今すぐ43.54
超える43.25
行ってまいります45.07
生まれ43.27
日数44.23
辛らつ45.63
風情43.99
合法化45.99
取り扱う44.38
存分に43.83
浅い43.66
見回す43.29
先遣隊44.63
発展43.51
振るう43.18
引き戻す44.12
見透かす44.15
こっそり43.49
祈り43.60
僕ら43.51
連43.75
分野44.00
語り43.68
破獄44.33
身に着ける44.66
砕け43.75
給排水46.81
痺れ薬45.26
乳首45.03
禍々しい44.01
用紙44.32
議題44.33
馬鹿野郎44.46
何日か44.53
印43.69
すっとぼける45.01
閉店44.75
カット44.28
コス44.66
変装44.02
何だこれは44.48
染める43.96
弾ける43.73
減じる44.68
口ぶり44.18
小突く44.26
足を踏み入れる44.14
湧き上がる44.31
気安い44.05
新生44.55
生野菜45.16
二位43.39
土着45.08

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