I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
シーフード15.41
サービス付き16.29
使いわける16.59
盛り塩15.95
ガーリック15.62
挿画15.56
悲壮14.58
具だくさん15.64
そり14.50
無くす14.07
放り出す13.88
何やかんや14.67
大枠15.34
納期14.97
酌む15.28
出力13.77
ナンバー214.93
13.36
夜が明ける14.87
演奏曲目17.29
シンボルカラー16.75
べき14.58
損になる15.59
箇所13.76
和らぐ14.32
感覚的14.37
張りつける15.19
準備中14.79
席上15.46
超越13.97
思い出13.63
口をとがらす16.46
簡略化14.81
馬鹿馬鹿しい14.27
ぎょっと14.09
気遣う13.89
実戦13.62
取りなし15.00
機嫌を直す15.59
見かねる14.32
となったら14.53
一つ一つ13.91
負かす14.51
単色15.33
攻め落とす14.73
起こり14.04
15.24
バーベキュー14.56
と金14.40
公然わいせつ罪16.51
堕天使14.33
譲渡14.30
古風14.98
足労15.71
合意の上15.35
質素14.26
訝げ15.00
あんな風に14.27
難点14.42
変わりない14.09
ボトル14.53
面会人16.55
立て込む14.96
賛成13.71
通用口15.25
中途15.12
手強い14.31
なれ合い16.20
二段14.64
兄弟げんか16.53
喧伝14.61
撃ち落とす14.44
ストライプ15.28
シガレット15.75
ボクっ娘15.69
珍味15.06
現預金17.59
追加注文15.18
参照14.37
カウベル15.93
念頭14.62
万が一13.50
得手14.16
地区13.99
生粋14.40
14.63
急展開14.94
香草14.02
引き付ける14.64
バッティング15.48
腫れる15.06
時すでに遅し15.19
13.89
唆す14.69
茶色い14.20
偽名14.31
形跡14.37
どちらでもない15.21
下らん14.69
カゴ14.26

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