I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どちらからとも無く14.99
下士14.57
木造り15.40
爺むさい16.55
博打打ち16.00
哀れむ14.74
不戦勝15.38
後足15.36
恩返し14.35
多数決14.92
剣術13.52
だからよ14.59
非難13.84
壮絶14.30
偏狭16.11
マヌケ14.80
眠い13.83
項目14.03
茶髪14.25
またな14.53
やり口14.61
金になる14.73
丸1日15.52
憂慮14.74
幕を引く16.08
取り払う14.56
我等14.02
委縮14.85
豪勢14.42
充満14.30
何人たりとも15.20
九九15.17
こき15.15
最後の手段14.64
特記事項15.07
一芝居15.37
裸足で逃げ出す15.34
頭寒足熱17.59
来るべき14.79
考えれば考えるほど14.80
コンビニ14.17
創りあげる16.40
勇気づける15.56
15.17
大感謝15.69
広める14.15
ホルダー14.62
小綺麗15.21
腕まくり15.07
心外14.31
オタオタ15.79
すき焼き15.23
肩代わり14.60
無駄になる14.67
気が引ける14.49
人気のある14.88
グレる14.41
満席15.10
指揮官13.53
崇める14.14
宝の山14.98
疾走14.17
ガツガツ14.90
身の程知らず14.88
仮初14.68
出掛15.08
七つ14.33
目撃情報14.65
表舞台14.55
苦労人14.82
お伺い14.36
昼の部16.14
付き添い14.32
一般向け15.27
こそばゆい14.76
イン13.77
拝命14.81
要所14.63
しま14.33
危険度14.20
退出14.16
遠慮がち14.35
紐パンツ16.89
社員14.31
下ネタ15.03
思い直す14.23
どっちか14.25
口上14.41
事実婚15.96
じゅうじゅう15.23
うれしい悲鳴16.35
出没14.36
名誉挽回15.42
具する17.59
思い上がる14.80
市街地14.42
オイル14.65
知らんかった15.28
気の利いた14.77
お付け15.30

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