I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
死体43.16
故に53.04
ポーション53.47
バック54.05
淑女53.96
53.89
タルト54.59
スカイ54.30
率直54.20
簡易53.87
大爆笑54.86
ハンマー53.88
リゾート54.83
お断り53.92
ラスト54.24
スッキリ54.24
候補53.53
とてもじゃないが54.51
ライト53.55
工程54.24
備忘録55.80
パンティ55.24
こう見えても54.65
ショタ54.75
アラサー55.22
おっとり54.37
伸縮54.90
植物53.45
就任54.22
上手い53.50
表示板56.13
正妻54.31
消滅53.49
ご主人53.91
堪らん54.63
理想53.63
突き立てる53.87
喘ぎ声55.32
観光53.96
呼吸53.43
合理的54.26
店外55.53
兵力53.70
ビーチ54.98
ミニスカ55.34
お蔭53.53
送り53.90
ショートパンツ55.03
聞き耳を立てる55.22
打ち倒す54.27
貨幣54.19
口々に53.95
奥方54.10
おぞましい54.11
逆鱗54.51
丸出し54.42
タイトル53.97
次回53.48
日記54.14
54.01
指先53.46
通り過ぎる53.65
我らが53.76
否々53.79
酔っぱらう54.71
一台54.30
吐き気54.23
気丈54.44
投げつける53.78
人間型55.32
何人53.88
第三者54.19
下手53.26
振る舞い53.85
徒輩54.95
本の53.66
ご挨拶54.10
に応じて53.95
馴染む53.96
53.77
竜巻53.90
贅沢53.77
なるほど52.67
到達53.53
熱源54.91
性欲54.45
ならでは54.24
大全55.18
貼る53.82
冷酷54.29
訝しむ54.62
次元53.72
顔をしかめる54.38
伯母さん53.90
手触り54.48
連動54.40
謙遜54.25
最上級54.20
音もなく54.20
侵攻53.55

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