I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
言い寄る14.48
バラスト15.63
肩透かし14.85
見抜ける14.47
企み14.33
だろうに14.05
惹く13.82
手分け14.32
刈り込み16.04
しんどい14.39
べき14.58
溶融15.55
続けざま14.55
機嫌よく14.90
網膜14.59
窮屈14.26
それはない14.11
仕切れない14.29
錯乱14.51
真価14.48
立てかける14.52
頻発14.85
感服14.56
開場15.49
真鍮製15.65
副業15.00
ホルダー14.62
保障14.19
値付け15.48
突然だけど15.82
町中14.30
豊饒15.72
進捗状況15.02
子守歌15.36
白日15.06
嘯く14.55
ボランティア14.75
変質14.21
し放題15.01
裏帳簿15.58
風圧14.41
屈する14.46
ベリー14.53
早める14.48
変わりない14.09
湫14.57
算出14.85
仮初14.68
取り下げる15.23
陶15.55
販売権16.06
単色15.33
刃物13.91
印象付ける15.34
獣脂15.56
ぽっきり15.09
形をとる15.46
一等地15.07
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
ベッドルーム15.47
有無14.00
一回戦14.60
一芸15.34
擬い14.70
一箇所14.38
季節外れ15.30
髪の毛13.78
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
よろける14.61
でれ14.63
手浴14.31
試練13.52
脳内13.72
ありったけ14.44
乗り物酔い15.17
盛りつけ15.02
年齢13.21
前借り15.45
目障り14.52
頭が回る15.03
踏み込む13.57
爽快14.76
水浴15.49
成績13.82
少額15.48
こんちわ15.83
炊き出し14.50
と比べて13.79
叩き込み14.67
途切れ14.16
食い下がる14.39
無性に14.36
近衛13.44
身ごもる15.12
変換13.81
羽毛14.39
親元14.97
穀物14.35
車13.37
項14.99

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