I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
脂汗14.46
むかっ14.68
水洗い15.27
オウンゴール16.18
行動をとる14.83
ハンター13.70
簡略化14.81
ご注意下さい15.28
息子さん14.53
焼き肉14.74
カスタマイズ14.92
裸足で逃げ出す15.34
当の本人14.31
破片13.87
薦める14.98
セール15.15
息を整える14.86
変わりない14.09
呼び捨て14.20
ふん縛る15.61
辟易14.34
どんより14.59
豪気15.06
趣向14.59
ってか13.72
大違い14.43
須く15.27
媚を売る15.36
セッション15.78
はらはら14.79
相応13.66
大成功14.48
人間界14.44
ただでは14.39
雇われ14.26
丹花15.43
戸板14.05
見切り14.37
テクニック14.61
虚偽14.71
そうもない14.27
息をのむ14.85
粛清14.34
転げ落ちる14.52
何時しか14.04
読み取る14.00
正月14.52
きゃあ14.28
10人14.33
噴出す15.22
すんすん15.15
習い14.30
育成13.90
ギャグ14.57
長方形14.52
虐殺14.21
気が進まない14.84
輝く女性16.75
右から左へ15.15
試供品15.45
残党14.24
そうすると13.89
プレス14.91
飽きもせず15.23
癖になる15.08
かみ付く15.77
声を張り上げる14.38
格下げ15.54
10時14.73
食べ放題14.81
コロリ15.47
印象的14.26
稽古13.76
少数13.90
生足15.19
元へ13.46
はっと13.91
生き生き14.55
砕ける14.19
空転15.45
黒光り14.82
フレンドリー14.75
風景画15.35
出土品15.75
人里14.35
身をひそめる16.02
細切り15.42
海藻類16.07
宣戦布告14.24
琴線14.96
殺到13.95
それどころじゃない14.61
成功報酬15.01
情状酌量15.08
罰則14.66
八つ目14.96
勇敢14.28
順位14.23
歯くそ15.06
立て直す14.11

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