I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
麗しい14.16
迷い込む14.30
総工費16.48
タイミング良く14.55
褒め言葉14.39
とまり木16.69
欠点13.93
一割14.37
超越13.97
いがみ合う14.96
又も14.05
とんでも14.09
衣食16.02
張りつける15.19
上演15.02
火柱14.45
滲み出る14.85
角切り15.56
富み15.43
極楽15.02
うめえ15.02
双子13.69
ゲームスタート15.55
御用達14.49
ポスター14.78
嘆息13.95
導き出す14.29
何名14.47
追い求める14.60
13.20
いやー13.81
ミニ14.30
親和力15.79
知らせる13.79
ストック14.25
挿画15.56
逆なで15.15
張り紙14.83
止まない14.63
一人歩き15.20
ブロック14.10
深海14.52
ミス13.74
極めつけ14.75
これを以て15.48
都市名15.93
資格がない15.12
預り15.61
モジモジ14.77
選択の自由15.61
まんま14.26
利ザヤ16.55
楽しみに待つ15.73
示しがつかない15.27
他店15.62
一人負け16.53
前払い14.97
逸脱14.45
二の足15.07
ちんちくりん15.13
同地15.90
止む13.86
仮設住宅15.63
標準14.57
我ながら14.00
きょろきょろ14.26
初老14.19
調合13.84
リサーチ15.13
傀儡14.08
調理方法15.12
一仕事14.64
相互扶助15.68
素振り13.69
弁当13.94
っ放し14.86
朝ごはん14.48
界隈14.76
踏み込む13.57
高名14.47
収穫期15.40
大赤字15.32
どS16.75
剥ぎ取る14.88
ごゆっくり14.61
運送料16.81
男達13.55
想像力14.49
太守14.38
口角14.11
百も承知14.68
出荷時16.72
六尺ふんどし17.29
勢いづく15.03
等間隔14.61
立ち代わる15.90
全体で14.34
口火14.80
行きつけ14.88
不衛生15.25

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