I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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今夜53.57
っぽい53.06
m53.51
夏53.28
お調子者54.95
代行業56.55
我が53.03
順に54.01
抱き上げる53.94
滅びる53.74
住居54.13
ゆったり53.87
撃ち込む54.01
口々に53.95
横目53.67
お安いご用55.42
ノリノリ54.47
ハート53.84
模54.01
ハンマー53.88
後頭部53.97
に基づき55.04
アラサー55.22
ビーチ54.98
仕留める53.40
細かい53.66
断絶54.46
急ぐ53.42
木槌55.06
輸送53.85
周回54.56
目を覚ます54.11
突き刺さる53.46
細長い54.13
替え54.19
七53.10
厨房53.70
お中54.18
魔界53.65
候補53.53
同伴54.53
普段から53.83
基本的に53.18
お断り53.92
見越し54.26
気味53.47
察す53.55
押して53.73
最高級54.42
制限53.52
スイートルーム55.17
ご苦労54.05
80万55.74
すいません53.67
に関して52.91
低下53.67
見合わせ53.87
あい53.89
であります53.78
組織53.25
黙り込む53.92
やがて53.09
二日53.62
打ち53.63
恰好54.00
鼻を鳴らす54.37
景品54.77
破る53.43
乗り心地54.67
渋い53.93
竜巻53.90
踏み出す53.82
死刑54.37
者ども54.63
俯く53.57
ぞい54.53
トレイ54.31
追撃53.60
塞ぐ53.51
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到達53.53
輪53.59
今朝53.77
手触り54.48
700055.34
1000万55.11
伏せる53.75
政略結婚54.15
溶け込む54.27
工夫53.92
立ちあがる54.46
諦め53.28
持てる53.58
妙齢54.64
或いは52.96
冷酷54.29
質量54.00
名づける55.00
投げつける53.78

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