I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
なんす54.63
たれ54.27
うわあ54.03
設計図54.25
商売人54.54
実の53.93
ハンマー53.88
53.49
役に立つ53.45
53.12
全開54.03
取り付け54.05
パンティ55.24
そうさ53.93
限る53.29
肢体54.40
ミニスカ55.34
横目53.67
おちょくる54.80
生み出す53.25
保健室54.33
ブラジャー55.03
根性なし55.71
えー53.52
取り込み54.43
したり53.12
訳にはいかない53.88
ブルー53.77
着席54.38
男嫌い55.24
贅沢53.77
解説53.79
じゃった53.78
三山54.20
クローク55.38
しゃがむ54.12
切り捨て54.23
黙り込む53.92
乱戦54.25
追徴課税56.34
混雑54.48
紅潮54.32
拠点53.29
53.88
細やか53.95
53.48
抱き上げる53.94
隊列54.05
観衆54.42
ノリノリ54.47
叩きつける53.45
下半身53.91
TS55.49
王族53.11
破る53.43
採る53.99
別館54.95
救出53.75
質量54.00
間違う53.21
策略54.41
700055.34
研修54.44
包み込む53.70
お休みなさい54.33
全う54.18
大爆笑54.86
思惑53.62
塞ぐ53.51
60054.44
では無いか53.43
到達53.53
切れない53.53
53.02
喚く53.96
総売上56.39
かちり55.42
本の53.66
腐れ54.53
店長53.99
我が53.03
後頭部53.97
なるほど52.67
やがて53.09
子なし53.78
席を立つ54.37
53.14
吐き気54.23
堅苦しい54.25
53.59
無防備53.82
否々53.79
思い思い54.31
寸前53.62
切り刻む54.17
音楽53.79
合法的54.85
指す53.83
53.39
崩す53.45

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