I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
神憑16.39
つむじ風15.29
質素14.26
ノイズ14.08
罰を与える14.97
浅目17.29
修復13.54
アフター15.49
6百16.89
伊達14.06
破裂14.12
こんちわ15.83
焚く14.35
奉公14.79
闇雲14.55
姉ちゃん13.78
最高級品15.09
14.06
履帯15.15
無縁14.13
女子供14.46
即す15.09
二度あることは三度ある15.91
万事休す15.20
通りかかる14.74
ごゆっくり14.61
ひざ下15.88
月夜14.56
仲がいい14.32
柳に風15.60
宮廷13.77
15.41
分宿16.13
おまけに13.78
ジジ14.89
潤う14.60
名付ける14.30
真水15.10
生きのびる15.57
序列14.22
端々14.18
十一14.01
憂慮14.74
押し隠す14.93
宿舎14.16
飽和状態15.53
水脈14.61
聡明14.24
爆風14.15
ちわー15.81
大芝居16.07
当該15.05
致命的13.78
14.56
妙ちくりん15.81
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
油断も隙もない15.46
持久戦14.80
ザラザラ15.36
13.91
一文無し15.30
脚気15.43
違約金条項17.59
寝泊まり14.40
トロい15.84
注目を集める14.75
後ろ脚15.07
執着13.98
14.37
出張る14.40
刀自15.06
暴発14.31
さー13.76
後半戦15.19
食料品14.54
ナンバー214.93
芸術性15.45
サクッ14.48
本音を言う15.31
振り出15.84
13.69
上水道15.50
繰り札16.19
朝日14.14
シャワーを浴びる15.36
バージョンアップ14.98
飛び上がる13.88
頼もう14.48
立ち止まる13.61
万々15.14
立ち寄る14.07
イン13.77
巡らす14.57
でなければならない14.64
内政14.23
工作13.94
網膜14.59
聴く13.95
燃え上がる14.04
平和裏15.81

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