I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
備わる54.13
使い方53.53
掘る53.59
謙遜54.25
美人53.43
察す53.55
80万55.74
お願い致します54.20
追徴課税56.34
限る53.29
模54.01
総売上56.39
地点53.68
にやにや54.25
向いている53.93
冷やし54.29
クズ53.86
そうこうしている内に54.33
伏せる53.75
訝しむ54.62
マーク53.82
切れ53.38
ワルツ55.06
サンプル54.34
細長い54.13
切り刻む54.17
日記54.14
代替53.50
からかい54.38
整え53.41
スイートルーム55.17
拉致54.18
付いていく54.53
非53.89
粒々55.54
圧倒53.78
胡桃54.58
有る53.04
後者53.86
ヒモ54.76
工程54.24
無造作53.95
タレ54.33
竜巻53.90
揃え53.64
堪らん54.63
紅潮54.32
的中54.43
狼53.02
次回53.48
最奥54.21
なんす54.63
破る53.43
別館54.95
そんなん53.98
したり53.12
跳ね返す54.42
ご丁寧54.28
バック54.05
かちり55.42
手先54.25
景色53.49
でっせ55.68
小芝居55.25
大混乱54.47
商品名55.04
通り過ぎる53.65
責め53.85
周回54.56
淑女53.96
無表情53.53
打ち倒す54.27
順に54.01
ご主人53.91
制する54.40
尽くし53.64
拝見54.24
用心深い54.64
拠点53.29
一瞬にして53.88
お安いご用55.42
筋53.68
渋い53.93
見逃す53.66
脅威53.41
助け舟54.49
あっという間に53.49
就任54.22
切り替え53.89
媚54.87
贅沢53.77
ゆったり53.87
食わせる54.29
お越し54.30
密か53.73
地下53.08
ミニスカ55.34
獲る54.06
救出53.75
祝儀55.13

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