I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
続行54.25
タルト54.59
ハート53.84
53.10
ダイニングテーブル55.24
最低限53.65
アクセント54.67
二兎53.75
湯沸かし55.80
打ち倒す54.27
一丁54.83
一息53.79
手綱53.89
旅程54.89
やがて53.09
来賓54.66
53.68
お返し54.00
ブルー53.77
見逃す53.66
とてもじゃないが54.51
詰め53.50
中継53.94
已める54.12
合法的54.85
正確53.19
細やか53.95
願い53.38
逃がす53.52
引っ込む54.05
過ぎ53.12
酒類55.07
奥様53.67
53.67
お調子者54.95
別館54.95
細長い54.13
かもね53.90
細かい53.66
頑張れ53.70
無表情53.53
人体54.15
灰燼55.04
焼き付け54.76
なんてこと53.56
新商品54.87
試食54.08
何気なく54.23
収まる53.44
闊歩54.49
見渡し53.86
積極的53.62
本の53.66
投げつける53.78
地位53.45
ちょっかい54.15
続々54.22
下手53.26
大爆笑54.86
三山54.20
グランドオープン56.69
拉致54.18
ハンマー53.88
シンガー56.10
酔う53.78
超低温56.20
お越し54.30
輸送53.85
お断り53.92
愛す53.65
溜まる53.63
禁呪54.00
お安いご用55.42
分かれ53.55
異名54.04
53.49
整え53.41
54.14
までも53.36
しゃがむ54.12
54.80
に応じて53.95
廃止54.70
TS55.49
おちょくる54.80
至高54.33
指す53.83
ふざける53.70
正妻54.31
ポーション53.47
肢体54.40
逆鱗54.51
人質53.66
炒め54.65
成長53.04
叩きつける53.45
あっという間に53.49
ショタ54.75
踏み出す53.82
吐き気54.23

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