I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
すれすれ14.68
試験的14.94
頼もう14.48
お漏らし15.19
神様13.24
運休16.45
餓虎15.05
3人組15.02
えーと13.59
噛る14.95
巻き上げ14.33
激動14.95
後継者14.01
煮え切らない14.99
木箱13.96
召使い14.80
取り壊し15.40
生足15.19
腿14.71
勇気づける15.56
効果的14.03
繋がる13.22
ショッピングモール14.88
西洋14.50
出刃15.48
爆笑14.40
つむじ風15.29
無礼講14.92
賛成13.71
鎮痛15.36
行って来15.35
ブリスケット17.59
真価14.48
民兵14.81
以遠15.47
Vサイン15.46
難し14.09
バンバン14.55
一つ身15.99
カスタマイズ14.92
良くやった14.11
ハム14.54
救い出す14.41
1年13.92
修習15.62
引き金を引く14.78
ご立派14.80
電気ショック15.70
大企業14.91
鮮血14.11
むかっ14.68
準備中14.79
溢し14.08
がり14.31
剛の者15.29
奥行き14.87
はらす15.28
創る13.84
低地15.62
惹く13.82
この期に及んで14.39
近づきがたい15.90
ちんちくりん15.13
至極14.03
アホたれ16.53
弾き返す14.44
グラブ16.03
曳く14.59
べく15.74
宿場町13.80
交付金17.29
他用14.13
ココア14.52
小作人15.60
手すり14.45
心のなか14.85
じゃれ合う15.13
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
見直す14.15
狼煙をあげる15.84
見回り14.15
ユニセックス16.36
じりじり14.23
ズ14.42
声量14.55
奮闘14.25
賞金14.36
頻発14.85
手を掛ける14.86
筆14.31
食事を摂る15.09
怒りを込めて15.40
体つき14.32
乗っ取る14.11
斡旋14.29
引きつける14.71
缶詰14.51
講評15.97
ある限り14.43

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