I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
鬻ぐ17.05
分ける13.85
倍額15.58
見詰める14.03
極刑14.85
胡麻化し14.44
洒落14.43
他界14.84
打開策14.62
魔女っこ16.69
発注者16.27
甲乙つけがたい15.78
遅かれ早かれ14.75
目的意識15.38
よーし14.14
物がある13.46
この野郎14.28
13.94
言わす14.61
道のり14.16
プラスマイナス016.01
しかめっ面14.69
育む14.34
創りあげる16.40
真打15.53
無闇やたら15.03
満ちる13.25
散歩がてら15.41
基本設計15.86
お出でなさい15.62
増築14.23
以後14.10
成功報酬15.01
庭師14.30
しどろもどろ14.50
分岐点14.78
居住14.50
ううん13.63
同地15.90
何げない16.49
全身浴17.29
水入らず15.06
セッション15.78
途切れ14.16
現場検証15.64
享受14.56
元素14.35
画心14.75
せーの14.98
家財15.23
おまけに13.78
話が違う14.85
歌唱力15.79
チチ15.75
又は13.91
スタンド14.86
オンリー14.96
ひざ丈16.15
しゃぶる15.01
14.76
人呼んで15.47
仲が悪い14.56
冷え込む14.89
学び14.20
物語る14.20
長話14.78
具足14.85
取り壊し15.40
夜なべ15.69
胸ぐら14.68
面くらう15.97
首を落とす15.18
姪っ子15.18
留める13.99
猛特訓15.45
すれ違う13.95
ハゲる15.59
歯くそ15.06
機嫌よく14.90
途轍もない14.14
主流14.40
出費14.39
焼きつくす15.81
ちらっと見る15.64
弱まる14.30
人口密度15.09
策士14.68
突っかかる14.50
なし崩し15.05
体脂肪率15.93
骨と皮15.08
連れる14.37
どうなっている14.24
早じまい16.69
表立った15.31
ゼロから14.92
飲み代15.78
賞賛14.01
縁談14.10
改める13.99

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