I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
高名14.47
編目17.29
飲みで13.63
湧き出す15.11
廻る14.53
出来上り16.72
チャラ14.61
簡単に言うと14.57
窮屈14.26
石畳13.96
犬の顔15.80
改修14.53
差額15.20
尽きる13.67
銘品16.61
棒読み14.56
即時14.55
上水道15.50
食い下がる14.39
啄木鳥14.78
三十分14.12
署名14.36
客室14.17
飛び蹴り14.93
嘘つき14.47
酌む15.28
愚痴13.88
パール14.45
ぐれる14.54
気質14.16
留まり14.51
鞭打つ14.90
幾らか13.77
調子こく16.69
緞帳15.77
威勢の良い15.06
もこもこ15.45
窓枠14.62
濁流14.65
気泡15.02
物おじ15.85
四本14.21
乗員14.56
評価額15.86
腕のいい14.82
ぷつん16.07
げらげら笑う16.30
波乱14.38
成し遂げる14.03
生来14.52
無くす14.07
指名手配14.65
繁栄14.19
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
主演15.09
それが何か14.41
至福14.55
見直す14.15
進展14.18
委縮14.85
蘇り14.85
媒体14.50
石像14.14
単刀直入14.39
委託販売15.95
14.68
さー13.76
14.06
ボランティア14.75
満ちる13.25
来客者15.74
ベッドテクニック17.59
速攻14.15
満貫16.29
全店16.31
度胸14.18
向きあう15.96
差し置く14.50
昼食後14.79
頂ける13.53
こった14.38
恐れ多くも15.13
極度14.49
町中14.30
くぎ付け15.64
たらし込む15.67
黄色い声14.79
身元14.38
初代13.75
14.46
しー14.43
たちが悪い15.08
平屋14.89
正月14.52
時間稼ぎ13.97
惨敗14.83
独り身14.75
粛清14.34
表れる14.60
連れだす16.04

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