I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
小手54.72
察す53.55
目を覚ます54.11
衣服53.77
観衆54.42
拝見54.24
見越し54.26
最高級54.42
下卑る54.57
工夫53.92
卸す54.68
し合う54.30
銀髪53.77
隊列54.05
顔をしかめる54.38
挙手54.49
切り刻む54.17
何事もなかったかのように54.37
次元53.72
限る53.29
したり53.12
備忘録55.80
順に54.01
逃がす53.52
賠償金54.60
お洒落54.25
パック54.26
妙齢54.64
契約者54.21
白衣54.17
溜まる53.63
お調子者54.95
両脚54.75
率53.88
男装54.46
最低限53.65
召使54.97
聞き耳を立てる55.22
胃散55.13
過ぎ53.12
一台54.30
手放す53.83
思い思い54.31
不自然53.62
に付け53.88
リリー53.46
世路53.93
ご苦労54.05
倉庫53.49
現53.67
生み出す53.25
仕丁53.25
くすぐる54.17
乗り出す53.81
訪ねる53.68
簡易53.87
指さし54.24
60054.44
音色54.26
未53.83
叩きつける53.45
吐き気54.23
っぽい53.06
黙り込む53.92
跳ね返す54.42
ベース54.03
仕留める53.40
誕生53.78
首元54.06
お中54.18
火照る54.55
予算53.81
仲間たち53.73
振る舞い53.85
周回54.56
商売人54.54
そうこうしている内に54.33
食わせる54.29
積極的53.62
臨時収入55.10
翼竜54.52
最奥54.21
寸前53.62
夏53.28
味付け54.01
銀53.11
沸き起こる54.70
向いている53.93
ショートパンツ55.03
折る53.64
身構える54.07
と言うのに53.07
投げ53.43
任命54.19
死刑54.37
何人53.88
贅沢53.77
今夜53.57
見渡し53.86
ビーチ54.98

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