I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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やがて53.09
銅鑼55.00
っぽい53.06
粗利益56.55
第三者54.19
したり53.12
火照る54.55
率直54.20
地下53.08
順番待ち54.79
垂れる54.07
景色53.49
伏せる53.75
グランドオープン56.69
53.39
仕留める53.40
700055.34
振りまく54.31
引っ掛かる54.14
契約者54.21
冷やし54.29
混雑54.48
バッチリ54.31
妖艶54.23
王族53.11
吐き気54.23
飛び交う54.04
盛り上がり54.14
しゃがむ54.12
限る53.29
緩む53.73
俯く53.57
気丈54.44
有料54.87
送り53.90
目を覚ます54.11
審査員54.70
そんなもん53.95
店長53.99
なるほど52.67
正確53.19
下卑る54.57
通じる53.42
民衆53.87
おちょくる54.80
不達53.94
では無いか53.43
簡易53.87
馴染む53.96
次元53.72
かもね53.90
日記54.14
隊列54.05
先端53.65
何気なく54.23
立ちあがる54.46
申し入れ54.70
就任54.22
挙手54.49
ここの所54.44
回避52.93
リリー53.46
闊歩54.49
聞き耳を立てる55.22
スカイ54.30
二兎53.75
53.59
純粋53.41
集まり53.63
ダイニングテーブル55.24
試食54.08
ブチ切れ55.07
徒輩54.95
ワルツ55.06
お父様53.32
踏み出す53.82
タルト54.59
吊る54.40
公民権56.72
やだ53.69
おっとり54.37
何という53.57
替え54.19
53.52
サイン53.86
どうしたものか54.04
おんぶ54.75
勅命54.67
倉庫53.49
普段から53.83
54.04
誕生53.78
スッキリ54.24
席を立つ54.37
放っておく54.13
貼る53.82
我らが53.76
ふらふら54.01
予測53.60

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