I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
紐パンツ16.89
突き詰める14.63
ドライバー14.70
前払い14.97
武勇伝14.68
ビギナー14.77
都合がいい14.34
紅一点15.23
キセル15.37
縊り殺す16.39
金貨13.27
こじ開ける14.53
振り出し15.17
宵闇14.32
頭を冷やす15.35
爆ぜる14.20
百戦錬磨14.88
酸14.40
大気13.87
目眩14.39
検索14.06
結果オーライ14.77
実戦13.62
入り込み14.61
即金15.36
根回し14.30
改める13.99
参じる14.45
1年13.92
バッチコイ15.96
1位14.49
仮設住宅15.63
男性客15.14
不愛想15.19
進呈14.91
トレモロ16.21
総工費16.48
今現在14.00
見破る14.22
狙い撃ち14.81
鈍い音14.28
約半分15.41
造花15.38
取り放題15.57
Vサイン15.46
来客者15.74
抑止力14.62
諦観14.62
受託15.59
結論を出す14.80
負傷13.90
締まる14.71
宝飾店15.45
胸糞15.07
ノン14.84
塗工14.13
最低ランク15.16
フォーク13.95
掲載14.29
リア充14.39
半信半疑14.35
一昼夜15.28
スラックス15.03
修まる15.07
ツイン14.85
出来上り16.72
背の高さ15.08
マニアック15.07
出世14.12
好青年14.82
金網15.09
手法14.15
来てる13.84
矢先に14.66
一山いくら16.11
過ち14.24
性行為15.29
虚しく14.33
手柄14.01
六尺15.60
寝そべる14.31
ココア14.52
持込み16.27
逆恨み14.57
しくじる14.59
未練たらたら15.80
せよと言う15.27
本音を言う15.31
シナモン15.18
虚無14.37
ルーレット15.05
竜の口15.27
賽15.17
体の良い15.57
息を吐く13.88
石炭14.79
衣料15.77
無闇やたら15.03
乏しい14.07
震え声15.13

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