I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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即死53.50
挙手54.49
通り過ぎる53.65
救出53.75
大全55.18
ご主人53.91
サイン53.86
客層54.91
TS55.49
数千54.09
消滅53.49
卸す54.68
ぴくり54.29
赤毛54.00
共通53.78
打ち倒す54.27
うわあ54.03
決着53.69
筋53.68
なるほど52.67
ご挨拶54.10
日記54.14
細かい53.66
粗利益56.55
見合わせ53.87
ばっち来い55.87
サイン入り55.64
チェア55.33
輸送53.85
胡桃54.58
トラウマ53.95
お洒落54.25
母親53.18
目を覚ます54.11
混雑54.48
ヘルシー55.44
任54.16
あい53.89
ちょっかい54.15
中華まん55.79
リリー53.46
目を向ける53.73
かなあ54.14
じゃった53.78
トング55.12
お断り53.92
続々54.22
僕たち53.28
拝見54.24
策略54.41
おんぶ54.75
銀色53.70
お名前54.20
弱53.83
超低温56.20
取り合い54.47
銘柄55.09
私ども54.29
間違う53.21
見越し54.26
密か53.73
あっという間に53.49
楽団54.60
工夫53.92
追徴課税56.34
席を立つ54.37
80万55.74
頻繁53.88
男嫌い55.24
高53.14
気になる53.19
エロス55.20
酔う53.78
であります53.78
闘う54.23
真似53.12
お安いご用55.42
旨54.04
訳にはいかない53.88
衣服53.77
世路53.93
ようやく52.82
返答53.36
ギシアン56.00
切り捨て54.23
喚く53.96
ショッピング55.02
上手い53.50
湯沸かし55.80
ワルツ55.06
俯く53.57
おっとり54.37
気丈54.44
惜しい53.67
異名54.04
モチーフ54.58
ダイニングテーブル55.24
どの道53.98
魔界53.65

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