I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
笑い飛ばす54.45
ダイニングテーブル55.24
併せて53.96
アラサー55.22
ぴくり54.29
合間53.95
設計図54.25
そうこうしている内に54.33
踏み出す53.82
どの道53.98
正確53.19
下記54.02
察す53.55
寸前53.62
53.02
お返し54.00
請求54.34
ふくよか54.69
53.09
粗利益56.55
正規54.13
かもね53.90
上手い53.50
腐れ54.53
司会者54.77
しゃがむ54.12
粒々55.54
やがて53.09
民衆53.87
なるほど52.67
ボケ53.70
使い方53.53
お越し54.30
詰め53.50
苦笑53.03
何事もなかったかのように54.37
ハンカチーフ55.47
組み合わせ53.68
顔色53.47
謝肉祭55.92
あい53.89
切れない53.53
乗り越える53.64
お中54.18
女性用54.79
制限53.52
すいません53.67
順に54.01
泣き出す54.80
抱き上げる53.94
ようやく52.82
きな臭い54.66
追跡53.63
新商品54.87
不幸53.66
ラスト54.24
そうしたら53.96
ワルツ55.06
着せる53.98
に付け53.88
生徒52.99
諦め53.28
率直54.20
地点53.68
ブルー53.77
炒め54.65
湯沸かし55.80
過ぎ53.12
二日53.62
こう見えても54.65
南瓜54.67
53.52
逐一54.61
音楽53.79
南側54.20
持ち合わせ53.93
見越し54.26
手を振る54.02
ついて行く53.82
までも53.36
下腹部54.80
伸縮54.90
盛大53.60
白身魚54.93
マーク53.82
じゃろ54.25
回避52.93
撃ち込む54.01
切り刻む54.17
店長53.99
同伴54.53
出荷54.73
ダイニング54.61
気になる53.19
先端53.65
丸出し54.42
飲食54.75
予測53.60
そんなところ53.92
日記54.14

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