I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ギャグ14.57
お世話になる14.70
ゲリラライブ16.37
薀蓄15.66
引きずられる14.74
熱狂的14.88
一報14.35
穢多14.20
作業用14.84
挑発的14.54
籠絡14.84
開場15.49
毛布13.89
掲載14.29
知らないふり15.09
張り紙14.83
小皿14.62
治まる14.39
軌道修正14.82
弱いものいじめ15.75
焚く14.35
属する14.06
ズ14.42
軍備14.68
子守歌15.36
ミニ14.30
高品質14.61
芸14.22
飛び乗る14.17
返品不可16.24
絶対君主16.09
噴く14.23
猛特訓15.45
浅目17.29
安らか14.38
歯が立たない14.92
グルグル巻き15.21
不快感14.17
ギリギリ13.53
詰15.37
歴史上14.43
打倒14.17
劣情15.20
壮15.41
しょんぼり14.20
馬小屋14.71
カウントダウン14.65
最適13.96
釣り上げ14.70
残虐14.55
我がもの15.45
振り替える15.66
誓い13.96
意思疎通14.23
すれ違う13.95
注ぎ込む14.06
正す13.86
緩い14.03
壊す13.30
長袖14.78
圧する15.30
塗工14.13
悪循環14.90
習う13.76
はぐらかす14.44
稀13.91
口裏15.22
シルバー14.06
一芸15.34
趣14.42
茶色い14.20
話は別14.02
安易14.13
出来栄え14.43
要所14.63
取り放題15.57
標的13.87
発注者16.27
大いびき16.27
10時14.73
公然わいせつ罪16.51
市街戦15.10
工事中15.24
一端14.01
本質13.95
理不尽13.67
家来14.88
明け暮れ14.83
がれ13.99
飛び降り14.17
度胸14.18
敬愛14.28
二人共14.17
暴挙14.34
視線を落とす14.58
保存食14.34
挙動14.24
巻き起こす14.43
ドン臭い16.64
マカデミアナッツ16.99

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