I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
申告14.69
実験材料15.50
挟み撃ち14.66
兄者14.69
学者14.07
もてなし14.64
同系15.95
男役15.75
綽々15.44
14.99
14.57
クマ13.43
ぽきぽき15.96
二つめ15.78
おばはん15.61
水浴15.49
三次15.18
軍門に下る15.77
16.81
酷く13.32
学会14.71
とあり14.51
何時かは13.89
遊びまわる15.95
接点14.23
いちゃつく14.67
頭を抱える14.29
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
頭がまわらない16.29
口をきく15.14
言いがたい14.75
建築物14.52
詰め襟15.76
文様14.47
夏草15.75
揺れる13.45
大打撃14.77
コメント14.11
嫉妬の炎15.33
ひとつ目15.41
窓越し15.02
八つ裂き14.79
腕試し14.88
催す14.48
鎮魂歌15.67
和気藹々14.75
大サービス15.42
懐かしむ14.53
親密14.47
風向き14.78
ご注文14.78
即時14.55
刻一刻と14.75
顔役14.95
行き届く14.27
背く14.50
手をとる15.51
さー13.76
クラウチングスタイル17.29
ココア14.52
後退13.67
歩き出す13.87
タコ殴り15.18
棟梁14.60
クリティカル14.47
やんや15.44
虚しく14.33
意識下15.78
古代13.49
図々しい14.50
現象13.59
焼き印15.44
品種改良14.71
二人共14.17
15.28
単発14.74
灯し14.60
長姉14.90
道草15.45
底知れない14.98
可愛がり15.02
灼熱14.12
つき刺す17.42
サービス付き16.29
ボロボロ13.68
逆立てる14.62
大真面目14.79
送り出す14.06
盛り塩15.95
要所14.63
自信たっぷり14.82
不躾14.47
希有15.31
体操14.26
叩きこむ14.96
傀儡14.08
突然だけど15.82
窓枠14.62
正真正銘14.26
謎掛け15.53

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