I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
網タイツ15.91
開催日15.43
超え13.42
バトルロイヤル15.11
後ろ脚15.07
15.42
その事13.14
治まる14.39
ロングTシャツ16.75
褒美14.04
しょんぼり14.20
状況報告15.27
ウェルカム15.25
ごゆっくり14.61
シャキーン15.66
亡骸14.20
口裏を合わせる15.71
体液14.22
飾り気15.03
相応13.66
立て直す14.11
ナイト14.02
泊る14.86
ひど過ぎる15.15
釣り上げ14.70
13.92
轢く14.61
仲間同士14.96
いつにも増して14.79
静める14.84
記念すべき14.79
丸裸14.95
役職14.04
プロフェッショナル15.11
極貧15.66
遠方14.06
市井14.36
御言葉14.94
前かがみ15.09
陸路14.61
感謝の念14.75
脱走者15.62
口をきく15.14
約数15.87
支障をきたす15.01
盗み聞き14.51
怒声14.02
出世14.12
走らせる14.16
装填14.30
醸す14.97
署名14.36
鮮度14.73
違法14.43
ローブ13.37
上気14.50
喧々諤々15.34
許可証14.49
ハンディ15.65
臭み14.57
何とはなしに14.83
あっちゃ14.97
酷似14.45
取得13.58
息を呑む14.18
大暴れ14.58
だらだら14.46
弔意15.70
難易度13.74
小道具14.94
溜めこむ15.09
全店16.31
消えゆく15.18
デブ14.47
通じ14.26
理解不能14.53
見通し14.22
ダークグレー15.89
供給13.80
通用口15.25
総力14.71
実態14.31
イベント会場15.65
粉物15.93
引き金を引く14.78
兵長14.77
身ごもる15.12
帯状15.36
済まなそう14.88
ピロートーク16.23
乗換16.53
彼氏13.92
クセ14.64
心外14.31
えーん15.49
うろうろ14.40
まし13.94
ふけ15.38
涙目13.75
井戸端会議15.26

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