I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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こう見えても54.65
垓53.39
無責任54.30
切り刻む54.17
細やか53.95
お蔭53.53
賭場54.77
察す53.55
たれ54.27
何気なく54.23
証明53.41
勝54.17
大全55.18
湯沸かし55.80
私ども54.29
制限53.52
仲53.42
ダイニングテーブル55.24
そうこうしている内に54.33
ついて行く53.82
突き立てる53.87
あい53.89
積極的53.62
指導53.56
切れ53.38
卸す54.68
どうしたものか54.04
丸出し54.42
着衣54.95
おちょくる54.80
根性なし55.71
掘る53.59
手綱53.89
スカイ54.30
何かしら53.50
征服54.46
総額55.02
民衆53.87
突き刺さる53.46
一瞬にして53.88
収穫53.65
政略結婚54.15
通じる53.42
八53.40
何という53.57
美人53.43
算段54.19
世路53.93
名づける55.00
ブラジャー55.03
スイートルーム55.17
代替53.50
厨房53.70
春53.45
廃止54.70
焼き付け54.76
祝儀55.13
人間型55.32
宿場54.78
撃ち込む54.01
否々53.79
ギシアン56.00
先端53.65
ど阿呆55.80
質量54.00
率53.88
勅命54.67
故に53.04
契約書54.16
共通53.78
全う54.18
モチーフ54.58
ラスト54.24
任54.16
おー53.71
簡易53.87
胃散55.13
手先54.25
用心深い54.64
向いている53.93
とかで53.66
契約者54.21
ちょっかい54.15
代行業56.55
今夜53.57
呼吸53.43
逆鱗54.51
脇53.52
ここの所54.44
畳み掛ける54.64
やがて53.09
倉庫53.49
純朴54.85
折れ53.68
誇り53.63
砂浜54.07
工夫53.92
酒類55.07
住居54.13

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