I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ぎくしゃく15.03
項目14.03
くれてやる14.43
快活14.37
お茶漬け15.48
小瓶14.20
お笑い芸人15.74
本音を言う15.31
南方13.95
交戦13.94
四本14.21
詰め物15.30
乗り物14.23
城主14.68
トリガー14.30
通りかかる14.74
有志14.83
14.37
屈辱14.09
気が利く14.86
もこもこ15.45
お積もり14.17
どっちか14.25
物種14.60
シャレにならない14.90
乗り遅れる15.23
ふむふむ14.19
先手14.22
自給自足14.76
目を開く14.57
かいな14.05
潤す14.51
いずれ13.42
13.27
勇敢14.28
しばらくの間14.10
無機質14.31
チック14.94
お決まり14.60
詰め襟15.76
耽る14.41
潜り13.90
ワイン13.73
育成13.90
ダンス13.76
プレイスタイル15.08
盗聴14.69
逸す14.36
川辺14.87
賭ける13.99
殺人未遂15.26
綿密14.80
おめでとうございます14.10
屈する14.46
全てにおいて14.71
人格13.90
頬を染める14.82
二神14.37
ナイト14.02
魅惑14.70
空転15.45
強盗14.39
全量15.98
とも言う14.32
止む13.86
私有15.74
馴染み14.06
喉笛14.94
加減13.84
言いくるめる14.75
ザラッと16.69
独り立ち14.66
路線14.54
夏草15.75
言い寄る14.48
お手洗い14.98
収集14.11
繕う14.73
モーション14.52
聞き慣れた14.67
中盤14.56
製造販売15.91
もろ14.98
すっ飛ぶ14.48
し易い13.94
嘘つき14.47
打ち明ける14.12
牛耳る14.72
首を落とす15.18
青紫15.29
今のなし15.69
賛成派15.36
くそ13.67
サラリーマン14.56
1つ1つ15.12
月夜14.56
だから何だ14.84
アプローチ14.31
何だって13.60
格上14.13

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