I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
人呼んで15.47
持久戦14.80
温度差14.79
枚数14.68
消し去る14.56
訛り14.88
14.52
のめり込む14.81
工夫を凝らす15.89
リセットスイッチ17.11
何様14.71
失礼しました14.18
誓い13.96
立腹14.77
意見交換15.09
作者13.83
義兄14.07
目的意識15.38
カモフラージュ14.72
スタンド14.86
偏狭16.11
誰が見ても14.57
周りの目14.98
社交界14.02
躍る14.37
座席14.25
車輪14.12
優れもの14.83
イエス14.44
パブ15.20
振りかぶる13.96
買い戻し15.55
奥行き14.87
教えを請う15.30
民宿15.75
早いとこ15.00
泣きわめく14.99
金網15.09
バーベキュー14.56
立ち吞み15.45
就職14.28
払い出し16.69
臓腑14.96
こってり14.91
死角14.04
もうちょい14.54
確立14.04
節度14.82
博覧会15.43
副産物14.81
やおら15.00
舞台衣装16.20
優男14.47
13.20
手を伸ばす13.83
下段14.62
嵩む14.98
はぐらかす14.44
こそあれ14.88
身元引受人15.76
籐製16.46
ちらっと見る15.64
徒に14.52
近づきがたい15.90
中流15.18
頃合い14.23
食後14.13
超絶14.48
水田14.88
劇場14.18
13.91
平穏13.83
歯くそ15.06
満員御礼15.44
畏まった14.77
駆けだし15.06
力添え14.84
高尚14.94
最適13.96
最高潮14.64
ほんの僅か14.08
律義15.47
編目17.29
肩の力を抜く15.14
シカト15.27
1冊15.27
すり合わせ14.91
温厚14.40
力をつける15.18
細かい金16.99
羽交い絞め14.87
とも言う14.32
オタオタ15.79
100倍15.03
高品質14.61
せねば13.95
肩で息をする15.08
避難民14.54
可能性が高い13.61
ぐるりと14.00

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