I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
鞭打つ14.90
内野14.95
丹花15.43
尊厳14.46
戦況13.85
表明14.26
お会計15.20
一下14.26
13.73
弾き返す14.44
突如として13.94
一見さん15.88
溜息をつく14.44
満面の笑み13.78
乗換16.53
SM15.50
道理13.95
飲料水15.01
にっこり13.62
気取る14.34
逃げ込む14.06
酢漬け15.26
お坊ちゃま15.05
取り止めのない15.18
ハイテンション14.80
腹いっぱい14.93
真っ平15.13
大芝居16.07
スリー14.27
束ね14.35
やんちゃ14.57
焦げる14.27
敷地内14.18
きょろきょろ14.26
藍色14.36
ひど過ぎる15.15
総取り15.34
跳ねる13.97
優勝者14.58
短針15.67
精力的14.74
頼りない14.22
調理台15.01
威勢のいい14.91
息せき切る15.26
皆既日食16.43
摂取14.33
恐れがある14.40
眩暈14.46
合わす14.23
14.42
なんちゃら15.00
冶具16.99
黒白15.27
風圧14.41
民草14.78
注目を集める14.75
最適13.96
物干し15.89
他人事14.01
籠める14.73
すぐそこ14.40
有事14.24
タイルを張る17.29
手口14.57
ピスタチオ15.81
稼げる13.86
照らしだす15.76
車両総重量17.29
話が早い14.80
目隠し14.46
泳がせる14.24
刃物13.91
たった13.33
13.95
14.12
優位性14.68
そうしないと14.49
政治的14.00
底知れない14.98
前々15.47
事実婚15.96
ネグリジェ14.92
極刑14.85
本陣13.99
ただ一つ14.05
言いふらす14.71
愛想14.26
馬鹿みたい14.29
空穴16.36
思う壺15.17
それっぽい14.41
ドタマ16.03
滑か14.57
全容14.51
どうかして14.98
突然変異14.72
一環14.08
小汚い14.83
いざとなったら14.42

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