I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
先頭に立つ14.78
頭を抱える14.29
人望14.49
泣き止む15.14
手をとる15.51
兵長14.77
こよなく愛する15.43
お手の物14.85
姿を表す15.43
取り止めのない15.18
熟15.16
我が子14.04
マイナス14.08
四本14.21
西洋14.50
どかどか15.17
園14.44
残党14.24
上流階級14.49
彼氏13.92
耳障り14.41
寛げる15.02
筒14.06
頑強14.34
粗い15.02
2914.42
聡明14.24
ぎょっと14.09
飛び乗る14.17
ゼロから14.92
力を借りる14.63
つき刺す17.42
肩で息をする15.08
感極まる14.36
非売品15.62
風上14.96
不興14.73
常温15.08
口の悪い15.22
強盗殺人15.88
化け14.37
十字軍14.15
職を探す16.31
凌辱15.08
愚問14.80
抜き打ち15.04
問いなおす16.45
お笑い芸人15.74
セール15.15
滝に打たれる16.29
他店15.62
生産品15.63
李下に冠を正さず16.69
広々とした14.57
愕然13.94
相談に乗る15.12
頬を張る15.99
危機感14.01
麗しい14.16
ビクリと14.51
熱量14.32
許可証14.49
白化14.64
誂え15.09
干渉13.54
床板14.82
真苧14.41
ちっとも14.15
交換条件14.83
口上14.41
良いね14.73
もこもこ15.45
家出少女16.30
取り皿15.21
ツイン14.85
ショートヘア15.03
だんだん13.78
違約金条項17.59
篤と14.82
メス犬16.23
間隔14.13
冷やっと15.65
折半15.23
先鋒14.66
奸計15.28
くりくり14.78
手を引く14.72
バラ売り16.59
見舞い14.38
遅らせる14.48
貸し切り状態15.78
猛特訓15.45
捨て台詞14.71
遠ざかる13.90
感謝の言葉もない15.90
抑止力14.62
金銭的14.60
劣情15.20
偏る14.26
にゃーにゃー15.61

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