I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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廃止54.70
一台54.30
一瞬にして53.88
やだ53.69
二兎53.75
無防備53.82
小芝居55.25
ハンカチーフ55.47
小金55.09
そうしたら53.96
急ぐ53.42
用心深い54.64
堅苦しい54.25
タレ54.33
歌い出す55.64
率直54.20
前者54.06
大混乱54.47
チェア55.33
53.12
何事もなかったかのように54.37
ぴくり54.29
堪らん54.63
司会者54.77
有る53.04
着衣54.95
工夫53.92
賭場54.77
に関して52.91
全う54.18
設計図54.25
契約書54.16
ショートパンツ55.03
余韻54.29
であります53.78
商売人54.54
銀色53.70
予算53.81
銅鑼55.00
商品名55.04
ここの所54.44
蜥蜴54.00
露出53.96
53.28
恐れる53.76
人間型55.32
年寄り54.29
似る53.03
持てる53.58
妖艶54.23
合理的54.26
竟に53.29
無造作53.95
すいません53.67
基本的に53.18
愛す53.65
ご丁寧54.28
請求54.34
仕度53.61
何気なく54.23
サークル54.28
政略結婚54.15
700055.34
焼き付け54.76
補足53.96
ヒモ54.76
観衆54.42
異名54.04
銀髪53.77
差別54.04
53.11
監査54.80
性欲54.45
手触り54.48
総売上56.39
アラサー55.22
ギシアン56.00
切り捨て54.23
モチーフ54.58
飛び交う54.04
当時53.28
任命54.19
徒輩54.95
お蔭53.53
53.83
席を立つ54.37
湧き54.01
身構える54.07
両脚54.75
下記54.02
立方体54.75
店長53.99
胡桃54.58
投げつける53.78
断絶54.46
53.22
取り合い54.47
的中54.43
女性用54.79

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