I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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恐怖症55.39
働き53.64
ゆったり53.87
民衆53.87
ほれ53.95
火照る54.55
砂浜54.07
け53.49
親族54.12
身構える54.07
役に立つ53.45
ポーション53.47
貼る53.82
未53.83
盛り上がり54.14
トラウマ53.95
ダイニングテーブル55.24
タルト54.59
逐一54.61
サンプル54.34
ばっち来い55.87
かもね53.90
承諾54.02
中華まん55.79
ショッピング55.02
逆鱗54.51
最奥54.21
ハート53.84
設計図54.25
男嫌い55.24
担う53.72
我が53.03
なんてこと53.56
余韻54.29
鉄53.09
景品54.77
神妙54.02
途54.80
アラサー55.22
人間型55.32
最上級54.20
率直54.20
鼻を鳴らす54.37
制限53.52
高53.14
打ち53.63
輪53.59
持てる53.58
賭場54.77
南瓜54.67
ちょっかい54.15
廃止54.70
塗る53.88
ショートパンツ55.03
堪らん54.63
気になる53.19
炒め54.65
馴染む53.96
叩きつける53.45
取り巻き53.86
ハンカチーフ55.47
おっとり54.37
気丈54.44
世路53.93
詰め53.50
クソジジイ55.10
ワルツ55.06
総額55.02
脇53.52
おちょくる54.80
人達53.16
竟に53.29
楽団54.60
就任54.22
地点53.68
胡桃54.58
ブルー53.77
純粋53.41
呆気にとられる54.93
ライト53.55
ついて行く53.82
冷やし54.29
暇つぶし54.34
衣服53.77
追徴課税56.34
狩る53.44
似る53.03
早53.69
超低温56.20
伸縮54.90
不自然53.62
隙53.12
理想53.63
アクセント54.67
地位53.45
リゾート54.83
新商品54.87
ジャックポット56.28
非53.89

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