I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
商品券15.91
とくとく15.58
非現実的14.77
崇高14.70
ぷつん16.07
叩きこむ14.96
焼き網16.24
ありゃあ14.68
消極的14.52
学会14.71
三社14.45
有頂天15.06
違約16.35
強要14.26
14.83
浮かせる14.19
ない交ぜ15.04
関与14.10
視野の狭い16.12
ロングTシャツ16.75
バタバタ14.18
抑止力14.62
キャンセル14.12
ノン14.84
心意気14.66
13.83
恥さらし15.36
一袋15.16
持込15.73
事柄14.14
インフレーション15.95
停刊15.48
生涯13.91
寄贈15.14
訴えかける14.74
最低ランク15.16
数匹14.32
シャワーを浴びる15.36
殿様14.87
ストレスフリー16.14
レガース16.02
口上14.41
埋もれる14.10
年に一度14.58
項目14.03
根回し14.30
泊る14.86
古風14.98
ひと目14.67
すっ飛ぶ14.48
13.93
形勢逆転15.33
俗に14.75
繁栄14.19
その都度14.45
恵む14.96
臨時休業15.49
憎い13.93
水洗い15.27
締まる14.71
温度調整15.38
囲い14.47
布切れ14.93
刃物13.91
工作13.94
虎の子14.89
コソ泥15.52
一文無し15.30
噴く14.23
汚す14.07
悩める15.25
ありがた味15.00
キャリーバッグ15.83
感謝の念14.75
補う13.95
けたたましい14.50
執る14.23
おまけに13.78
小学校14.12
伝播14.53
品目14.80
がね13.58
凌ぐ14.07
羽飾り15.38
なだらか14.67
無一文14.99
子守歌15.36
溜める14.32
うめえ15.02
交える13.78
頭が上がらない14.78
囲う13.93
コメント14.11
奥が深い15.03
平和裏15.81
殺人罪15.68
無口14.35
前売り券16.55
満室15.36
巣食う14.70

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