I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
揺する14.36
黄色い声14.79
がたがた14.93
フォルム14.64
陰で14.43
ローヒール16.28
非効率14.90
東西14.31
アレ13.12
13.92
在庫管理15.70
紋章13.71
どう考えても13.75
お伴15.09
嫌われ者15.01
消極的14.52
学術14.68
匍う14.68
用水15.20
罵詈雑言14.68
それすら14.05
正常14.00
人間並み15.36
屠体15.07
向うずね16.55
編みこむ16.42
裏帳簿15.58
取りこぼす14.84
三和土14.64
クランベリー15.62
想像力14.49
沿道15.10
男性客15.14
ビクッと14.37
はさみ14.87
意識的14.59
むくり14.82
情報網14.52
沿う14.19
持続14.53
保健15.26
大半13.47
ソムリエ15.65
かけ離れる14.28
免疫14.73
据置型16.99
籠絡14.84
ドラム14.72
入り方15.20
平和裏15.81
穢多14.20
お笑い芸人15.74
標準14.57
感じがする13.93
プロポーズ14.25
共用14.95
遠隔14.52
祭る14.90
探求心15.37
どっちか14.25
乗り気14.20
遠方14.06
同地15.90
破棄13.70
運休16.45
見て見ぬふり14.82
再起動14.48
散らかる14.65
凌ぐ14.07
円陣14.68
圧死14.29
13.41
機会損失16.59
ダシ14.79
新月14.91
性分14.50
風俗嬢16.24
搾取14.62
現場検証15.64
ぶす15.26
表れる14.60
うれしい悲鳴16.35
歓喜13.87
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
紫外線15.10
計量15.38
一つ身15.99
どっこいどっこい15.44
一興14.80
後継者14.01
13.80
触り14.19
ドンドン14.45
片足14.19
味も素っ気もない16.23
事柄14.14
引き立て役15.31
手を掛ける14.86
過激14.25
嘘つき14.47

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