I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
発案者15.03
前金14.88
籠絡14.84
野猫14.93
兵隊14.07
雅味14.20
有り合わせ15.91
体操14.26
灯13.92
金粉15.33
作業所15.86
恩を売る14.96
遭わせる15.42
挟撃作戦16.48
少人数14.47
上り坂15.21
量産13.84
茹で14.50
香草14.02
しどろもどろ14.50
補う13.95
交ぜる14.57
埋もれる14.10
耳にする14.60
即時14.55
大群14.20
キミ13.68
ふむ13.03
神代14.40
導き出す14.29
よろめく14.26
快適さ15.37
賛成派15.36
雑貨店15.08
逆に言うと15.06
舌を巻く14.96
セール15.15
御用達14.49
放り出す13.88
勝ち負け14.82
あしらい14.97
薙ぎ払う13.97
プリプリ15.03
悪態14.13
ごく一部14.64
まがい物15.08
乗っける14.74
炊き出し14.50
口をつける14.75
神様13.24
天上14.16
藤13.92
うれしい悲鳴16.35
グラウンド14.41
秩序14.14
樅14.57
崇高14.70
まい進15.96
お漏らし15.19
運休16.45
所定14.77
青み15.21
腫れ14.52
マカデミアナッツ16.99
雑用14.25
発令14.79
都合がいい14.34
地方13.49
相手をする14.20
やっかみ14.92
建築物14.52
お手のもの15.43
3人組15.02
買い与える15.08
かと思うと13.80
欠点13.93
抜き放つ14.21
サラリーマン14.56
げっぷ15.68
老齢14.64
一巻の終わり15.91
窮屈14.26
虚しい14.46
結果論14.87
オニオンフライ16.89
心より14.42
手渡し14.10
今のなし15.69
惜しげも無く15.48
法被15.87
助長14.80
溢し14.08
水入らず15.06
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
好いこと14.98
3914.40
色男14.82
治まる14.39
言付け15.05
かき集める14.35

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