I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
掘る53.59
チェア55.33
思い思い54.31
保つ53.36
ワルツ55.06
砂浜54.07
通り過ぎる53.65
美人53.43
務まる54.37
65.33
屈託のない64.64
仕入れる64.21
措置64.32
転がし64.36
63.56
魅力63.70
拡張63.87
今のところ63.44
差し込む63.84
重ね63.93
絞り64.33
固まり64.32
発言63.13
死ね63.67
末に64.03
いきり立つ64.77
62.87
素振64.43
見積65.96
送り込む63.80
ヒール63.84
いいぞ63.94
労い64.32
北側64.14
ラスボス64.52
朗々64.65
マロン65.10
香ばしい64.22
買い付け64.59
突きつける63.74
枕元64.48
63.64
起こる62.94
練る63.92
大胆64.10
押し63.46
リクエスト64.33
一回り64.12
絡める64.00
手を取る64.53
問い詰める64.11
回戦64.20
かっ63.46
負けじと64.46
興味津々64.06
近所63.94
どうしよう63.29
パンチ64.12
洗い物64.73
汚れ63.65
無事に63.37
心の中63.40
アテンダント66.46
会議63.27
言うまでもない63.95
支え63.37
凶悪63.76
容易63.48
下げ63.17
お付き64.46
うっとり64.07
頭脳63.87
危機63.52
いっそのこと64.29
63.20
さかい65.01
仕入65.60
国王63.02
加えて63.46
置いてきぼり65.09
カツ64.69
その方63.63
切ない64.07
甘く63.72
大物63.85
呪い63.27
雅語64.02
嫌い63.22
64.66
突く63.32
だの63.51
63.55
呼び出す63.54
ディナーショー66.36
伝言63.97
切手63.64
透ける64.13
乗り63.70
不満げ64.28
直方体65.31

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