I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
60054.44
撃ち込む54.01
端53.22
見られる53.60
なんてこと53.56
続行54.25
頼むから54.23
手綱53.89
胡桃54.58
割れる63.74
カーペット64.80
懸ける63.35
ガキ共64.55
公衆浴場65.06
目玉64.13
プライド63.80
前向き64.08
叱る63.72
井戸64.02
ラブリー65.60
マロン65.10
つ63.24
いっそのこと64.29
クリア63.57
こちらこそ63.88
繊細63.91
お鍋65.06
痒い64.59
ちまちま64.60
正座64.08
キープ64.49
猛烈64.06
仄か64.02
くらいなら63.63
関係ない63.45
ご覧63.89
お持ち帰り64.82
DV65.82
喰らう63.34
直ぐにでも63.90
カツ64.69
独占64.03
謹製64.78
猛る64.58
設け63.96
固まり64.32
入れ替わり64.35
エメラルドグリーン64.79
農作物64.60
被害63.14
範囲63.14
いいぞ63.94
押さえる63.76
お忍び64.34
要求63.44
負けじと64.46
叶う63.54
OK64.23
見てくれ64.01
仕入れる64.21
脂64.15
頭脳63.87
故郷63.41
慰め63.79
猿ぐつわ65.20
ざっくり64.34
ガッツポーズ64.40
防ぐ63.23
午前中63.96
信号64.34
とっくに63.74
並63.70
蒸留64.71
六人63.94
こだわる64.12
試作品64.25
指人形66.25
徹底的63.87
姿を現す63.99
こそこそ64.24
打っ63.65
怒号64.11
偉大63.79
定員64.02
朗々64.65
呆然63.67
どの様63.31
突きつける63.74
初めまして63.73
面倒くさい63.66
いく日64.07
だの63.51
を以って63.39
ホクホク64.80
首筋63.80
その手63.34
和気あいあい65.06
おすそ分け65.04
介抱64.46
大胆64.10

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