I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
泊地15.98
希少価値14.88
浅はか14.55
逆なで15.15
ベッドメイキング15.78
とくとく15.58
上流14.42
引きつける14.71
日時14.60
台紙16.07
顕14.49
私財14.94
濃い目15.14
不評14.86
心外14.31
一時休戦15.49
火照り15.25
興味をもつ16.12
暗殺事件15.39
常備14.63
素足14.85
殺陣15.50
如何なる13.97
紅一点15.23
仲間内14.58
カシューナッツ16.24
塩漬け14.60
乱取り15.69
見に来る14.81
定価15.43
乗っける14.74
がっつく14.83
刷り込み15.02
現預金17.59
脱衣場15.22
丙14.32
何とはなしに14.83
無条件14.31
息を整える14.86
強盗殺人15.88
石像14.14
解13.86
老齢14.64
最低ランク15.16
高率16.81
美意識15.34
和気14.72
愛の結晶15.45
選別14.19
統制14.29
昼メロ16.59
負かす14.51
ぽろり14.93
ギャグ14.57
押し開ける15.33
こそあれ14.88
人間不信15.07
研究者13.81
乗り換え14.87
発令14.79
シチュエーション14.31
反故14.82
一回り小さい15.29
質素14.26
シミュレーター15.27
生粋14.40
お茶を入れる15.43
市街地14.42
勝る14.04
セキュリティ14.58
印象的14.26
刺繍13.90
お世話になる14.70
何人たりとも15.20
ハゲる15.59
口振り14.66
倍にする15.47
蠢く13.98
綿密14.80
跳ね上げ14.62
海老14.61
フォルム14.64
陰13.89
醜14.76
どうという事はない14.88
無実14.54
取りそろえる15.50
チーム戦15.13
ぷつん16.07
真っ最中14.39
アリバイ作り15.91
オープニングイベント16.72
憂慮14.74
伊良14.14
先頭に立つ14.78
ラムレーズン16.01
見もの15.04
白旗14.73
本質13.95
若しや13.84

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