I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
控え室14.33
接点14.23
柔らかさ14.32
形状13.62
無一文14.99
水蒸気14.60
貸してあげる15.19
真っ平15.13
体液14.22
基本設計15.86
荷さばき16.34
白旗14.73
歌唱力15.79
遠ざかる13.90
低地15.62
フォルム14.64
相互扶助15.68
ログハウス14.65
具現化14.33
高じる15.32
お兄さん13.58
抜き足で16.89
縫い込む15.51
媚びる14.73
消費量14.47
使用許可14.94
詰め襟15.76
思い起こす14.33
どっしり14.57
しどろもどろ14.50
矛先14.15
崇高14.70
綿密14.80
父娘14.96
14.36
適応14.20
一目見る15.35
左半身15.00
一巻14.96
反動13.82
ネギ14.66
竹林14.75
葉っぱ14.16
気が利く14.86
諸芸17.11
なれ合い16.20
かくして14.36
改修14.53
奥深さ15.59
強行突破14.83
14.68
誰々15.44
あの方13.73
講師14.26
まっせ15.51
劇場14.18
持ち時間15.67
お友達13.90
世界を舞台に15.95
胴体13.61
地獄絵図14.74
囲い込み15.29
何方か14.47
高級レストラン15.37
真っ最中14.39
古代13.49
何処となく13.87
ロングTシャツ16.75
犠牲者14.13
椰子の実15.84
性行為15.29
14.32
宣う14.68
どうなっている14.24
状況下14.19
ブービートラップ15.74
知能14.03
胸ぐら14.68
人口密度15.09
そこここ15.33
釣り竿14.90
秘密裏14.31
あざとい14.64
お婆さん14.17
心中14.01
五角形15.57
惨たらしい14.99
14.31
13.61
在らせられる14.77
現場検証15.64
行きつけ14.88
神職14.90
調合13.84
8014.13
中堅14.44
親和力15.79
名勝負15.72
中盤14.56
せっせと14.37

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