I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
薄々14.22
恐れ多くも15.13
新参14.79
無礼講14.92
独り立ち14.66
取り逃がす14.67
苦戦13.74
美声14.82
構成員14.37
戒め14.43
ずっしり14.71
婆ちゃん14.68
缶詰14.51
殺人未遂15.26
静粛14.99
警戒心13.94
大ごと15.00
落胆14.10
1ヶ月14.46
補給13.75
申しあげる15.03
力関係14.63
思い上がる14.80
単色15.33
躍起14.50
学び14.20
ただ一つ14.05
せねば13.95
出来うる限り15.14
穀物14.35
攻め立てる14.72
質実剛健15.03
分ける13.85
機微14.56
ルナティック15.58
動物性15.44
先手を取る15.45
添え物15.23
各個14.52
仲がいい14.32
三段目15.44
ぎゃっ14.81
雑誌14.28
どうという事はない14.88
ハンター13.70
先鋭15.66
序列14.22
悲歌14.75
搾取14.62
皆様方14.60
脆弱14.37
止めておく14.62
コンビニ14.17
取りつかれる15.23
元のもくあみ17.29
渾身13.97
上気14.50
高高度15.07
振り出15.84
立ち直る14.19
セミロング14.98
残念なことに14.41
使い道14.00
香味野菜15.49
思い入れ14.49
サディスト15.30
上半身裸14.77
逆提案16.89
たらしい14.18
引き延ばす14.95
早じまい16.69
一束15.38
それ相応14.25
げっぷ15.68
悪戦苦闘14.93
金銭的14.60
目撃者14.55
刈り込み16.04
ダンス13.76
プリン13.97
闇金融16.89
平静を装う15.35
シチュエーション14.31
間髪いれず15.18
華々しい14.66
難易度13.74
小作人15.60
身体中14.35
比ではない14.61
勢力拡大15.33
執り行う14.36
馬小屋14.71
売れ行き14.94
豊饒15.72
助長14.80
長袖14.78
小麦13.91
いやー13.81
お座り14.71
14.13

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