I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
道のり14.16
水田14.88
めり込む14.17
グラブ16.03
睨まれる14.65
年に一度14.58
殺人罪15.68
倹約15.57
覚悟を決める14.53
破棄13.70
嫉妬の炎15.33
バタバタ14.18
元のもくあみ17.29
ペニス16.75
だらしのない15.34
過ち14.24
筒二14.47
歌いだす15.86
生憎13.80
ふらつき14.72
伏兵14.45
ハメ14.49
無意味13.75
注目を集める14.75
一進一退14.86
面倒見る15.29
どちらでも14.39
一姫二太郎16.45
職人肌16.26
羽飾り15.38
最低価格15.75
結論を出す14.80
それどころか13.58
これぞ14.40
用途14.03
翻し14.21
誤魔化す13.56
買戻し16.36
手のもの14.70
怒りを込めて15.40
物がある13.46
匿名15.02
空振り14.51
ぶっちゃけ13.90
大多数14.25
薄目15.01
参じる14.45
寡慾14.95
加憲15.35
ポリス15.12
ボンクラ14.88
伊達14.06
一本釣り15.61
電気ショック15.70
カンナ13.99
古ぼけた14.92
花柄15.06
気が引ける14.49
嫌悪感14.10
萌え14.33
特徴的13.99
ついて回る15.26
壊す13.30
雨あられ15.10
コーラス15.30
発想13.73
官吏14.28
遊びに行く14.54
にこやか13.81
体液14.22
行動範囲14.73
五角形15.57
微笑13.73
空気を読む15.10
ソーサー14.94
13.44
経営権15.74
思い入れ14.49
に決まっている14.04
洒落14.43
ナイト14.02
小綺麗15.21
結果論14.87
手に負えない14.60
熱伝導16.02
両開き14.74
一味14.49
人並み14.52
屈辱14.09
よーし14.14
贈り物13.88
容疑者14.58
改築14.76
フォーク13.95
否というほど15.66
裏地15.15
ただ一つ14.05
頭蓋14.48
課金14.53
一目散に14.38

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