I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
通貨単位15.64
光栄13.87
1冊15.27
惨殺14.75
弱肉強食14.66
肌身離さず15.01
持込15.73
途方に暮れる15.13
指図14.71
手を加える15.05
しかめっ面14.69
除去14.46
これを機に14.75
接戦15.10
自分の分14.56
小綺麗15.21
構築13.58
溶く14.93
生き体13.93
出来栄え14.43
結び付ける14.85
筆記体15.88
年頃13.81
炭焼16.20
しま14.33
常備14.63
甘党14.95
一頭14.17
乗り換え14.87
カルナバル17.11
ぎりぎり14.03
交際14.57
荷13.94
欲13.67
意見を述べる14.99
致命傷13.81
フランス14.26
ドタマ16.03
控えの間14.77
湧き出す15.11
何時しか14.04
薄焼き15.75
篤と14.82
ことの他15.19
ヘルメット14.46
こうすると15.15
三懸15.06
大絶賛15.22
頬を張る15.99
ぱたり15.10
密集14.14
纏わりつく14.89
パイプ14.21
一呼吸おいて15.39
スカイブルー15.65
車両総重量17.29
陰で14.43
体よく15.44
一目置く15.49
歩兵13.80
高すぎる14.39
お伴15.09
ノブ14.51
捌ける14.81
向きあう15.96
間合い13.58
露払い14.83
葬儀14.37
ガン13.90
前後左右14.80
高慢ちき15.52
吹き込む14.23
飽きもせず15.23
忘れ形見15.13
舌鼓14.62
裏方14.54
粗い15.02
ちょい待ち15.28
インパクト14.23
交ぜる14.57
いうことを聞く15.78
焦げつく15.54
場当たり15.27
うれしい悲鳴16.35
親父13.24
おまけに13.78
町娘14.91
せんと14.48
不満点15.86
燃えさかる15.07
居もしない15.67
小馬鹿にする15.16
御13.20
左に曲がる15.82
騎乗13.77
長袖14.78
邪気14.46
飾り13.94
猛者13.76
出演料16.28

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