I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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棚63.74
持ち帰る63.86
やたら63.66
末に64.03
手数64.32
食堂63.25
急に63.14
ミニサイズ65.62
霜64.66
拡張63.87
独占64.03
素振64.43
差し入れ64.27
ファン63.72
宿泊64.09
共同経営65.62
お祖母さま65.77
危機63.52
出来上がり64.48
思わぬ63.82
不満げ64.28
お忍び64.34
寝息64.06
ガキ共64.55
カツ64.69
孫63.55
文字通り63.64
出入り禁止65.15
置いてきぼり65.09
群れ63.19
発言63.13
ダメ元64.89
んで63.13
いっそのこと64.29
定員64.02
尊大64.54
突く63.32
防ぐ63.23
直ぐにでも63.90
チュニック64.96
雄叫び63.92
死ね63.67
考えてみれば63.87
叱る63.72
40064.25
間に合う63.38
その方63.63
甘く63.72
伝言63.97
タイル64.68
おま64.55
薄っすら63.79
クリア63.57
この所64.56
分身63.81
怒号64.11
繊細63.91
住まう64.00
儀式63.40
目ざとい64.71
直属64.11
内側63.53
絡める64.00
はずです63.45
集落63.34
在庫64.13
冷凍64.59
いけない62.71
北側64.14
賭博64.82
サイド64.22
槌63.84
比較63.79
お鍋65.06
無し63.80
マロン65.10
務め63.69
収入源64.85
敬意63.96
ご存じ64.05
ショック63.60
労い64.32
宮殿63.85
ご無沙汰64.40
熱63.20
拳62.95
こちらこそ63.88
公衆浴場65.06
切ない64.07
飽き64.01
罵声64.30
痒い64.59
会63.30
仮称64.88
偉大63.79
引き換え64.12
嫌い63.22
試作品64.25
角笛65.04

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