I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
買い取る63.91
問い詰める64.11
呆然63.67
儀式63.40
不満げ64.28
64.65
継続63.82
40064.25
定着64.30
面倒を見る64.46
直方体65.31
洗い物64.73
ヒール63.84
かっ63.46
暖か63.55
茶漬け65.77
住まう64.00
差し入れ64.27
ポイント63.09
果物63.70
パンチ64.12
にも拘らず63.72
稲架63.49
野牡丹64.45
おすそ分け65.04
ご存じ64.05
鳴く63.69
会議63.27
不遜64.39
集落63.34
繊細63.91
拡張63.87
絡める64.00
尊大64.54
切り替える63.89
近所63.94
ご覧63.89
マロン65.10
仕込む63.81
街娼65.60
63.84
負けじと64.46
朗々64.65
DV65.82
64.95
間に合う63.38
気持ちよく64.45
見物64.07
怪訝63.72
午前中63.96
飽きる63.89
薄っすら63.79
在庫64.13
エメラルドグリーン64.79
ちまちま64.60
連行64.13
撒く63.69
おま64.55
実現63.79
ある程度63.05
駆使63.94
押し63.46
見積65.96
2組65.11
叶う63.54
賛同63.94
荷車63.82
うっす64.85
その分63.57
サブリーダー65.33
でら65.56
ファン63.72
内側63.53
避け63.12
上る63.66
んで63.13
打っ63.65
叱る63.72
63.47
防ぐ63.23
しっとり64.45
俄かに64.12
これまた63.87
充実63.94
それよりも63.35
統一63.75
比較63.79
切手63.64
無双64.21
手を取る64.53
割れる63.74
処刑63.74
無事に63.37
寝息64.06
63.56
恨み63.70
無し63.80
だの63.51
保存63.86
気軽に63.85

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