I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
アウトドア15.26
波乱14.38
小細工14.38
物の数ではない15.58
発令14.79
神々13.40
14.21
丸っきり14.62
叩き落とす14.69
ひざ丈16.15
取りなし15.00
10分14.30
九九15.17
水洗い15.27
機会損失16.59
合言葉14.82
上に立つ14.29
茶色い14.20
御心14.66
からという物14.41
褐色13.99
どっちか14.25
試乗15.60
本命13.97
ワンツー15.56
畳む14.31
目つぶし15.47
生真面目14.37
凌ぐ14.07
名付ける14.30
初代13.75
鬻ぐ17.05
捨て台詞14.71
問題提起15.64
生足15.19
腕がなる15.67
息を整える14.86
海老14.61
建設工事16.09
心より14.42
履歴14.74
舞いあがる15.45
倹約15.57
言い直す14.69
こよなく15.40
希少価値14.88
紋章13.71
レオ13.62
危うく13.97
共感14.13
飛び火14.83
フェー16.28
力持ち14.83
副業15.00
消費量14.47
兵隊人形17.05
硬度14.42
15.42
レガース16.02
抑えきれない14.64
押し開ける15.33
大半13.47
けが人14.99
シーフード15.41
引きこむ16.11
祈念14.76
だからよ14.59
焼き尽くす14.57
意味ない14.50
単刀直入14.39
固有13.59
修習15.62
遊びに行く14.54
野犬14.48
家族連れ15.29
ご立派14.80
焼き物14.88
天に唾する16.45
普及14.19
立ちはだかる14.04
道路上16.18
イベント会場15.65
動物性15.44
ハーフパンツ15.37
世故15.15
リスクが高い15.07
事切れる14.76
土石15.62
ぱたり15.10
着工15.62
人並み14.52
黄金色14.28
耽る14.41
一存14.70
男性客15.14
夜間営業16.69
14.52
ルーレット15.05
意中の人15.55
見習う14.19

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