I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
つけ根15.05
方針決定16.09
びた一文15.97
申しつける14.91
良くやった14.11
いびる15.05
容14.12
してみると14.17
古ぼけた14.92
チャラ14.61
精進14.42
超越13.97
分ける13.85
たらしい14.18
不自由14.07
付いてくる14.30
保護施設16.18
挙動14.24
きょろきょろ14.26
四百14.36
一段14.26
聡明14.24
定刻15.31
三千14.21
褥15.42
べき14.58
真っ二つに13.97
近しい14.11
無駄使い15.31
市松模様16.24
自分の分14.56
とろみ15.01
媒体14.50
専門的14.70
たおやか14.80
茶色い14.20
囲う13.93
熱狂的14.88
謎かけ15.23
雇い14.66
実感13.48
一つづつ15.53
タイト15.26
第三勢力15.32
重大13.95
一食15.08
序列14.22
ご協力14.55
在らせられる14.77
好む13.80
享年15.18
追い出し14.50
怖いもの知らず15.31
はれ14.69
消化14.12
不備14.44
他店15.62
微睡む14.98
頼もう14.48
一頭14.17
シンク14.66
物々しい14.54
果肉14.92
お構いなく14.87
お手14.40
あり得ないほど14.88
何それ13.89
古武士14.79
幾らか13.77
びっしり14.44
収穫期15.40
厭味14.94
癒やす14.84
使用許可14.94
数ヶ月14.05
ハム14.54
大したことない14.61
軍門に下る15.77
昼時14.85
ボディブロー15.40
常温15.08
構内15.33
住みか15.19
恐れ多くも15.13
ばら撒き14.92
セミロング14.98
浮き出る14.66
鬻ぐ17.05
希有15.31
バラスト15.63
カッコ14.22
食いつぶす15.36
おまけに13.78
どこにもない14.31
ボンキュッボン15.61
とくとく15.58
退ける13.79
プロフェッショナル15.11
むか15.30
オニオンフライ16.89

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