I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
癖になる15.08
14.21
遠慮がち14.35
立て込む14.96
果して14.34
買い付ける15.07
クールビューティ15.81
タレ目15.41
見本市15.64
詰め襟15.76
立ち直り14.78
くくり付ける15.83
食いつぶす15.36
深海14.52
先鋭15.66
不備14.44
直ちに14.28
富裕層14.69
釈然14.36
連綿15.07
長姉14.90
自給自足14.76
噴く14.23
記録更新15.70
イン13.77
主導権14.31
話が早い14.80
珍味15.06
くらくら14.77
2914.42
大げさ13.96
ったらしい14.65
ちわー15.81
トラップ14.01
ぽんと14.39
どうかして14.98
奮戦14.43
佳句14.36
レギンス15.38
突き通す15.33
年季14.60
一つとして14.34
丸投げ14.24
留まり14.51
製品14.24
角切り15.56
タタキ15.70
翻し14.21
一段14.26
要人14.30
秩序14.14
競い15.36
ガード13.92
透きとおる15.78
ノイズ14.08
縊り殺す16.39
何時しか14.04
迫真15.14
漲る14.30
アロマ14.73
脳内お花畑15.75
羽アリ14.66
載る13.85
催し14.33
15.59
壊れる13.33
いつも通り13.43
同型14.88
思いのほか14.34
花柄15.06
御覧の通り15.65
涙目13.75
楽府14.77
火柱14.45
取り残す14.19
真鍮14.91
ボディブロー15.40
横槍を入れる15.52
嘆く13.87
着せ替え人形15.08
落成式15.73
ぎょっと14.09
読み取る14.00
読本16.09
反対意見14.74
花瓶14.52
アヒル14.93
こき15.15
網タイツ15.91
握りつぶす14.66
13.68
帰途に着く16.25
打開策14.62
眩暈14.46
ショートヘア15.03
はす交い15.45
マイナス14.08
否というほど15.66
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
夜更け14.76

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