I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
嫌う63.34
64.34
実に63.02
63.20
ホクホク64.80
紅白65.18
国王63.02
街娼65.60
目ざとい64.71
占拠64.26
いいところ64.00
アテンダント66.46
トラブル63.74
尾根64.61
63.70
何れも63.39
この度63.88
要求63.44
仕入れる64.21
連行64.13
尊大64.54
騒然64.68
企む63.95
を以って63.39
在庫64.13
割れる63.74
纏い63.96
生物63.23
比較63.79
介入63.84
64.05
枕元64.48
歩き63.21
凶悪63.76
指人形66.25
固まり64.32
設立64.17
64.95
みたいです63.46
名目63.97
63.64
エリア63.49
暗闇63.45
表面63.61
宮殿63.85
怪訝63.72
バックパック64.96
間に合う63.38
バラバラ63.83
満喫64.22
大粒64.41
考えてみれば63.87
ゴー64.41
爽やか63.79
精算64.73
吹き出し64.17
切手63.64
荷車63.82
今宵64.40
射手63.08
会議63.27
セカンド64.44
情けない63.50
ちーん65.75
沈め64.17
朗々64.65
臨戦態勢64.35
参加者63.85
63.30
寄せ63.32
絞り64.33
発言63.13
出来上がり64.48
6064.02
痒い64.59
生意気64.02
仕上げ63.99
リスト63.92
脳筋64.11
紅い63.99
63.47
行われる63.62
無しに63.75
ずっと62.68
述べる63.41
首筋63.80
五月蝿い63.56
63.84
困惑63.35
イス63.42
追い込む63.88
寝息64.06
63.24
威張る64.68
高熱64.31
63.56
故郷63.41
定員64.02
雄叫び63.92
チュニック64.96

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