I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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快適64.05
クリア63.57
いけない62.71
ラブリー65.60
転がし64.36
伝言63.97
公開63.94
突破63.37
瓶63.75
おパンツ65.84
その様62.83
古謡63.99
威張る64.68
香ばしい64.22
赤子63.98
精算64.73
応接64.75
片付ける63.82
行われる63.62
おま64.55
賭博64.82
茶漬け65.77
お付き64.46
魅力63.70
素振64.43
典型的64.33
こちらこそ63.88
感動63.58
避け63.12
容易63.48
アイスクリーム64.46
近隣63.99
合い63.68
これまた63.87
切ない64.07
痒い64.59
いいぞ63.94
設立64.17
すまなかった64.11
厄介63.27
不満げ64.28
困惑63.35
エリア63.49
敬意63.96
見てくれ64.01
統一63.75
無双64.21
徹底的63.87
凶悪63.76
吹き出し64.17
底63.46
キープ64.49
決断63.64
沈め64.17
美人局65.56
偉大63.79
鎮座64.20
交代63.77
更新63.27
温まる64.41
根性64.07
実直64.63
末に64.03
干し64.36
マロン65.10
佇む63.81
無限63.62
尾根64.61
怒号64.11
見物64.07
収入源64.85
ホクホク64.80
呼び出す63.54
雄叫び63.92
北側64.14
飛び降りる64.03
指差す63.92
いきり立つ64.77
歩き63.21
拡張63.87
負う63.33
余63.62
絞り64.33
纏い63.96
繊細63.91
様です62.87
面倒を見る64.46
開放63.85
軽食64.32
跨ぐ64.36
ボウル64.64
定着64.30
要求63.44
問い詰める64.11
尊大64.54
手を取る64.53
和気あいあい65.06
猿ぐつわ65.20
飽き64.01

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