I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
訳の分からない14.52
たちが悪い15.08
何ごと15.10
薄情14.54
芳しくない14.67
温厚14.40
何だって13.60
劣情15.20
憐憫14.74
つけ根15.05
労働者14.50
禁じ手15.23
唯でさえ13.72
高レベル14.25
目覚まし14.92
焦げる14.27
肉汁14.46
眠気14.06
エキサイティング15.75
灰になる15.30
斬り捨てる14.93
スリ14.58
情勢14.08
小皿14.62
花押15.73
現る15.46
試練13.52
備品14.46
そうもない14.27
げらげら笑う16.30
申し合わせる15.48
15.17
ノブ14.51
14.77
連綿15.07
熱量14.32
名誉13.70
泥障15.11
アジリティ16.57
あからさま13.81
懐かしむ14.53
騒ぐ13.50
私財14.94
揉み込む16.22
窮する15.42
順位14.23
歯くそ15.06
傷める14.96
破裂14.12
若い子14.84
呼吸を合わせる15.75
嫁入り道具15.43
三ヶ日17.29
先制14.43
飲み代15.78
聞き慣れた14.67
趣味のよい16.69
マット14.75
信頼に足る15.31
先約15.06
800万15.87
オープニングイベント16.72
あざとい14.64
お茶を入れる15.43
門前14.54
統制14.29
一環14.08
蒸し魚16.21
八百屋14.91
レイピア14.21
呼びつける14.39
ランダム14.23
停刊15.48
飽和状態15.53
ビクリと14.51
交易13.82
いつにも増して14.79
レジスト14.58
天板15.16
告天子14.86
ずり落ちる14.87
行く手14.32
14.61
責めたてる15.58
怒りを込めて15.40
ズレ14.23
13.77
13.52
ちゃっちゃと14.88
筒抜け14.52
世故15.15
ボリボリ15.05
水死体15.61
生き体13.93
有無14.00
逃亡13.96
思い入れ14.49
15.41
ブロック14.10
青身17.11

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