I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
目隠し14.46
またまた14.50
強制送還15.21
掲載14.29
寛容14.40
張り出し15.10
笛吹き16.02
承認者15.95
顔役14.95
干支13.94
水死体15.61
行き交う14.29
仲がいい14.32
微調整14.67
飲食物15.41
フィールド13.70
避難民14.54
カフス15.43
ハーフパンツ15.37
中止命令16.02
冷やっと15.65
前代未聞14.59
載る13.85
飼い殺し15.11
野兎14.11
唯でさえ13.72
残さず14.35
ばら撒き14.92
沸き15.00
有無14.00
勧善懲悪15.66
生き馬の目を抜く15.87
滴り14.72
身を持ち崩す15.86
眠気14.06
葉っぱ14.16
プロモーター16.53
託け14.95
激動14.95
無理もない14.11
サラリーマン14.56
儲ける14.54
張本人14.28
生真面目14.37
平静を装う15.35
言付け15.05
全てにおいて14.71
扇子14.42
暖簾に腕押し15.63
下町14.28
小細工14.38
悲しいかな14.86
取り決める15.20
反面教師15.29
建機16.61
早くても14.91
面目14.60
異14.14
みみっちい15.32
買い込み15.30
巻き取り15.48
はす交い15.45
ご注文14.78
最後方15.33
ウエストライン16.66
雑用14.25
嵩む14.98
生む13.81
横並び14.94
斜眼14.48
有り合わせ15.91
今の無し16.05
パイプ14.21
村中14.88
無償14.41
換える14.90
三本14.05
格上14.13
署名14.36
面目ない15.02
人一倍14.65
旺盛14.68
奸計15.28
爆笑14.40
大感謝15.69
手法14.15
内張り15.96
勇敢14.28
塗り14.37
姪っ子15.18
死角14.04
他店15.62
水浴15.49
御礼14.53
棉14.63
銀行14.30
出し合う14.85
暖簾14.76
なくても良い14.50
内野14.95

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