I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
告ぐ15.16
クイズ14.92
座りこむ14.86
酷似14.45
物干し15.89
二か所15.32
チビ14.16
ホっと15.62
体現14.30
雄臭い16.89
一割14.37
ファイナル15.42
万事休す15.20
ギブアップ14.94
嫉妬の炎15.33
念頭14.62
物の13.83
堪えられない15.30
ホエールウォッチング16.99
行き当たりばったり14.83
月長石16.15
すぐそこ14.40
兄さま14.15
美貌13.72
高名14.47
下石14.74
結う14.42
頭を冷やす15.35
直立14.58
間隔14.13
13.25
バッチコイ15.96
ただ働き15.48
ホの字16.23
跳ね上げ14.62
お伺い14.36
現に13.86
庭師14.30
ゴソゴソ14.95
頭のおかしい14.96
役職14.04
叔父さま15.90
とて13.45
出来栄え14.43
えーと13.59
享受14.56
アンティーク14.90
独自性15.46
蝋人形15.89
三ヶ日17.29
煌々14.54
ギャグ14.57
都内14.40
遅すぎる14.66
橙色14.58
低層14.03
見せしめ14.58
けが人14.99
参入14.79
真水15.10
要素13.51
に依って15.04
14.21
プラスマイナス016.01
磨き14.09
ヤツ13.26
精力14.86
ケータリングサービス17.05
温度差14.79
金融業16.17
接戦15.10
三分の一14.40
戦闘能力13.89
夏い15.07
邪神13.54
門内15.68
だからって13.79
量る14.94
売女15.19
不服14.23
じりじり14.23
ガード13.92
飽和状態15.53
すっぽり14.30
聞きおぼえ16.20
ピーク14.67
ドン臭い16.64
ボリボリ15.05
何でやねん15.18
出先15.04
隠し事14.31
我先に14.46
捻り14.12
屈辱14.09
搾り14.89
九九15.17
手強い14.31
一巻14.96
プリン13.97
魔道士14.02

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