I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
飽き64.01
気をつけて63.82
怪訝63.72
死ね63.67
だの63.51
みたいです63.46
身内63.67
煮る64.57
鳴く63.69
差し込む63.84
一回63.50
手伝い63.54
よる63.28
63.53
出居63.37
でる62.96
枕元64.48
伯母ちゃん64.06
ご存じ64.05
荷車63.82
別名64.48
雅語64.02
63.50
63.84
蒸留64.71
ふと63.07
行ってきます64.10
呆然63.67
セカンド64.44
タイル64.68
臨戦態勢64.35
飛び降りる64.03
転がし64.36
無しに63.75
首筋63.80
63.92
バラバラ63.83
切手63.64
40064.25
掲示板63.86
徹底的63.87
気持ちよく64.45
防ぐ63.23
応接64.75
稲架63.49
じゃが63.56
占拠64.26
農作物64.60
街娼65.60
追い込む63.88
在庫64.13
代物63.64
63.24
五月蝿い63.56
ジャック63.88
押し63.46
猛烈64.06
64.05
寄せ63.32
借金63.86
62.87
トラブル63.74
しなやか64.30
凛々しい64.11
お付き合い64.09
サイド64.22
わけには行かない63.35
被害63.14
各店65.84
冷凍64.59
情けない63.50
物体63.75
優しげ64.05
即座に63.25
生意気64.02
参考63.77
ご無沙汰64.40
お祖母さま65.77
行われる63.62
罵声64.30
お忍び64.34
買い付け64.59
持ち帰る63.86
俄かに64.12
儀式63.40
支え63.37
温かい63.58
押さえる63.76
懸ける63.35
とっとと63.96
目的地63.63
収入源64.85
心の中63.40
くらいなら63.63
公開63.94
重ね63.93
パース66.05
クリア63.57
忌々しい63.96
小魚64.66

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