I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
エメラルドグリーン64.79
飽きる63.89
とっくに63.74
孫63.55
回戦64.20
忌々しい63.96
尊大64.54
直ぐにでも63.90
茶漬け65.77
態64.05
寝息64.06
うっとり64.07
紅茶63.50
取り付ける64.23
蒸留64.71
表面63.61
交代63.77
弾く63.37
在庫64.13
間に合う63.38
開放63.85
冷凍64.59
皮63.44
雇う63.53
くう63.45
さかい65.01
往復64.05
懸ける63.35
行ってきます64.10
用いる63.37
保存63.86
A63.50
いいところ64.00
つ63.24
評議65.40
送り込む63.80
ファン63.72
赤子63.98
アナリシス66.81
その様62.83
定員64.02
ダメ元64.89
サブリーダー65.33
ジャック63.88
興味津々64.06
満喫64.22
ふう63.64
会63.30
薄っすら63.79
気をつけて63.82
住まう64.00
根性64.07
廓64.34
タイトスカート65.62
打っ63.65
本気で63.19
この度63.88
問い詰める64.11
雄叫び63.92
タイル64.68
ラスボス64.52
お忍び64.34
偽装63.92
身内63.67
みたいです63.46
撒く63.69
一回63.50
セカンド64.44
焼入れ65.55
乾杯64.07
汚れ63.65
読める63.43
実に63.02
前向き64.08
関係ない63.45
片付ける63.82
バラバラ63.83
遭難63.37
猛る64.58
その手63.34
とっとと63.96
微妙63.20
おま64.55
端っこ64.38
枕元64.48
わけには行かない63.35
揺64.65
性63.53
透ける64.13
それもそうだ64.28
切り替える63.89
頭脳63.87
和気あいあい65.06
心の中63.40
手を取る64.53
二本63.56
バリエーション64.56
どの様63.31
しなやか64.30
素振64.43

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