I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
賞品14.62
舌を巻く14.96
抑え込む14.17
つかの間14.74
野次14.93
スタリオン16.45
14.83
そちら様16.11
先代13.66
好む13.80
責めたてる15.58
馬鹿面15.88
伝票15.17
張本人14.28
素肌14.69
そのような中15.75
物の数ではない15.58
誘いに乗る15.43
としちゃあ15.43
しー14.43
熟考14.92
14.63
髪の毛13.78
びっしり14.44
出品物15.98
酢漬け15.26
13.83
宵闇14.32
仲間内14.58
ガリ14.67
南向き15.86
ちょくちょく14.37
火照り15.25
瓦窯15.22
焼き印15.44
参入14.79
バンバン14.55
着こなす15.02
絶対王政15.55
治まる14.39
一段14.26
物欲しそう14.92
一度だけ13.95
腕力13.98
日替わり14.85
マン13.70
果して14.34
体ごと14.71
乗り換え14.87
お邪魔します14.69
成り手16.06
勝負は時の運15.98
壁ドン15.03
気泡15.02
15.44
ぱあ15.30
条件を満たす14.98
人呼んで15.47
名残惜しい14.26
矛先14.15
他店15.62
人集め15.58
執心14.70
シャープ14.81
土石15.62
懲しめる16.53
違法14.43
極小14.66
盛り14.31
アウト14.15
食わす14.84
トレース紙15.52
生き方14.01
スマート14.58
後口15.94
機械的14.50
13.18
狩りに行く14.77
台数15.56
演技派15.50
板状15.04
どちらでもない15.21
せよと言う15.27
末恐ろしい14.88
聡明14.24
町中14.30
攻撃対象14.94
残金15.18
異物混入16.04
処す14.70
ぽんぽん14.28
薄々14.22
高じる15.32
ぶっ飛ばす14.25
否というほど15.66
鎮痛15.36
籠める14.73
自ら進んで15.18
縁談14.10
憎らしい14.72

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