I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
2組65.11
彗星64.97
鎮座64.20
宮殿63.85
ダメ元64.89
おすそ分け65.04
好き勝手63.90
煮る64.57
パンチ64.12
お付き64.46
出居63.37
起こる62.94
64.66
おま64.55
思い込む63.91
群れ63.19
取り付ける64.23
寝息64.06
生意気64.02
果物63.70
ロリ64.37
段階63.40
出自64.20
しっとり64.45
63.55
統一63.75
精算64.73
紅茶63.50
保存63.86
カーペット64.80
在庫64.13
無事に63.37
汚れ63.65
ファン63.72
アイスクリーム64.46
脱税65.25
切ない64.07
エメラルドグリーン64.79
介抱64.46
表面63.61
叱責74.17
突っ込み73.83
持たせる74.24
捕まる73.48
示し73.48
身長73.45
差し上げる74.01
脳裏73.54
努めて74.18
赤面74.32
桜色74.55
責任73.30
たし73.84
引き寄せる73.72
73.83
飛ばし73.48
内密に74.55
何の気なしに75.03
胸を張る74.25
断る73.15
おつむ75.43
就いては74.87
ロープ73.74
喉元74.15
まじまじ74.04
仕草73.50
系統73.48
賜る74.15
前後73.65
様子を見る73.98
あちら73.50
一しきり74.25
出来上がる73.64
ローテーブル75.22
ホワイト74.17
世間73.83
変わった73.19
清算74.72
売店74.72
渡る73.38
環境73.36
身につける74.51
支える73.62
73.17
73.16
ホテル73.86
カモ74.75
安い73.12
歌姫74.47
大虐殺75.36
見学73.76
逆らう73.71
記す73.70
ミックス75.09
上回る73.67
葡萄74.71
観念74.18
内装74.18
宅配75.27
ネックレス73.99

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