I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
やたら63.66
叱る63.72
挑戦63.70
果物63.70
切り落とす64.09
収入源64.85
ダメ元64.89
バックパック64.96
快適64.05
農作物64.60
即座に63.25
宿泊64.09
いっそのこと64.29
ご覧63.89
定員64.02
チュニック64.96
物体63.75
懸ける63.35
洗い物64.73
ご存じ64.05
半身浴66.13
突く63.32
うんと63.95
吹き出し64.17
威張る64.68
香ばしい64.22
本気で63.19
上半身63.71
マロン65.10
六人63.94
気持ちよく64.45
措置64.32
出居63.37
無しに63.75
賛同63.94
63.75
故郷63.41
大泣き64.80
ガキ共64.55
切手63.64
支持73.96
かき消す74.23
暫し73.60
切り身74.67
専門73.87
飛ばし73.48
其れこそ73.06
73.07
73.72
雇用74.39
有資格者75.90
見守る73.22
トレーラー75.33
生かす73.68
吸収73.34
砂糖73.74
リゾット75.11
強さ73.16
とされる73.76
数十73.58
就いては74.87
出来上がる73.64
宴会73.97
たし73.84
大虐殺75.36
73.42
まとめ74.00
開き73.45
捕まる73.48
ご機嫌よう74.26
72.96
下す73.54
脅す74.00
操り74.09
華麗74.09
持たせる74.24
メタル74.45
貴方さま75.88
特徴73.47
不可能73.19
とある73.37
びっくりした73.91
往く73.36
3倍74.54
半日73.90
努めて74.18
負担73.51
歌姫74.47
要望73.82
訝る75.05
長期滞在75.14
パスタ74.16
野郎73.52
泣かせ74.56
あちら73.50
提示73.79
断る73.15
絨毯73.95
惚れる73.82
回目74.16

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