I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
サイド64.22
げ63.36
透ける64.13
怒号64.11
押し63.46
故郷63.41
情けない63.50
素振64.43
半身浴66.13
差し込む63.84
即座に63.25
考えてみれば63.87
ざっくり64.34
美人局65.56
送り込む63.80
暖か63.55
シナリオ64.19
設立64.17
ご無沙汰64.40
継続63.82
俄かに64.12
割れる63.74
五月蝿い63.56
脂64.15
稲架63.49
在庫64.13
代物63.64
見物64.07
プライド63.80
キープ64.49
アイスクリーム64.46
ちまちま64.60
つ63.24
リスト63.92
新しく63.70
ディナーショー66.36
紅白65.18
梃63.64
くらいなら63.63
ご一緒64.17
冷徹74.22
眠れる73.78
胸を張る74.25
突っ込み73.83
越し73.68
出汁74.14
奇譚73.49
お代り74.21
あれだけ73.46
設定73.32
冷製75.71
通過73.83
正反対74.19
住まい74.44
真髄75.00
何とかなる73.77
添える73.65
申し上げる73.65
下す73.54
招集74.31
どうやって73.23
貴方さま75.88
切り身74.67
暫し73.60
広く73.60
如何に73.55
支える73.62
4本74.63
正解73.47
結わえる75.02
ご存知73.90
急速73.88
大至急74.93
張り73.82
対峙73.62
そりゃ73.16
最優先73.97
観戦73.99
たし73.84
体長74.19
売店74.72
負担73.51
総73.77
お世話73.59
大型73.45
ごろごろ74.38
シェア74.23
呻き74.36
宴会73.97
すべく74.11
みっともない74.25
関節74.00
ホイホイ74.60
出来上がる73.64
女王蜂74.91
葡萄74.71
加盟74.82
歩む73.82
大虐殺75.36
バー73.69

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