I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
倦む15.50
機会損失16.59
なだらか14.67
濁流14.65
ハートフル15.95
人里14.35
忠誠13.94
左肩14.31
野猫14.93
侵蝕15.02
安全策14.90
ギラリ14.91
向きあう15.96
口喧嘩14.75
メインディッシュ15.05
ふっ飛ぶ15.22
ガツガツ14.90
アウトドア15.26
趣味のよい16.69
一姫二太郎16.45
女連れ15.36
おまけに13.78
歩道14.87
いうことを聞く15.78
14.04
べた付く15.60
12.84
汚す14.07
顔を見せる14.46
根強い14.81
カウベル15.93
波乱14.38
流用14.57
ない交ぜ15.04
窒息14.72
捕らわれ14.67
示しがつかない15.27
恍惚14.37
旅支度15.00
心中14.01
協力的14.55
ヘルメット14.46
兄さま14.15
オイル14.65
奏でる14.08
13.87
社交界14.02
味見14.12
うれしい悲鳴16.35
遺恨14.70
言うことを聞かない14.98
弱み14.27
媚薬14.93
雨あられ15.10
拡張可能16.51
14.32
祭壇13.90
13.81
無限大15.09
消費量14.47
思い直す14.23
再編14.62
着こなす15.02
名産地15.72
二枚14.04
と来たら14.45
恥ずかしながら14.62
罰を受ける15.01
両翼14.49
猛虎14.12
建機16.61
ところ狭しと15.46
振るまい14.98
ぺろり14.71
頭を冷やす15.35
聴く13.95
13.83
引っ切り無しに14.61
抑止力14.62
方針決定16.09
南向き15.86
不備14.44
収支14.87
天才肌15.38
託児施設16.69
止めに入る14.93
疑問点14.99
葬り14.85
顔見知り14.10
火炉15.34
言葉をかける14.63
備品14.46
会議場14.83
空洞14.17
水樽15.84
パット14.88
定刻15.31
初代13.75
道案内14.46
一身に集める15.82

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