I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
盗み聞き14.51
突き出た14.76
段違い14.36
グッドラック15.94
肌身離さず15.01
異議14.38
戦友14.38
厭味14.94
統制14.29
乗り付ける15.57
質疑応答15.06
焚く14.35
救い13.62
ベタ14.75
一巻の終わり15.91
反抗期14.63
如何なもの14.56
お札14.91
べし15.07
古武士14.79
お互い様14.45
BGM14.92
生殺し15.33
手柄14.01
月長石16.15
コンサート14.86
ましょうか14.67
作業着14.83
マイナス14.08
圧死14.29
やんちゃ14.57
美声14.82
結論を出す14.80
小綺麗15.21
あざとい14.64
一抹14.52
げんなり14.36
ばしっと15.79
高級品14.29
危うく13.97
薬指14.58
執務室13.53
度胸14.18
住み着く14.41
行動をとる14.83
叔父さま15.90
王位継承14.79
お出でなさい15.62
褒め言葉14.39
球状14.70
調理方法15.12
険悪14.38
とめど無く15.00
豪勢14.42
顔役14.95
枯れる13.98
取りなし15.00
婚約13.22
団13.18
刺繍13.90
気が進まない14.84
大きすぎる14.25
締まる14.71
やっとこさ15.39
保護施設16.18
反省の色15.20
乗っ取り14.75
作り笑顔15.19
お会計15.20
こよなく15.40
やきもちを焼く16.48
壮15.41
ぶらん14.51
懐疑的14.79
買い付ける15.07
増し14.05
子供の頃13.96
ある限り14.43
性行為15.29
耕す14.36
褐炭15.11
早速ですが14.90
全体で14.34
浅はか14.55
異性14.02
灯13.92
記録更新15.70
コツン14.92
取ってくる14.54
欄14.08
置けばいい14.79
空にする14.86
だんだん13.78
猛虎14.12
ご注文14.78
搾り14.89
過ぎたこと14.75
に亘って14.49
仲がいい14.32
化導14.71

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