I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
謎かけ15.23
笑いを噛み殺す15.86
心持ち14.44
割と13.40
配備13.87
かしこ15.14
事になりかねない14.56
未練たらたら15.80
ポテトフライ15.81
口をきく15.14
来場者15.46
無限大15.09
無駄になる14.67
力説14.55
ひとっ飛び15.18
ハイテンション14.80
ココア14.52
繋がる13.22
相談に乗る15.12
野心14.20
モジモジ14.77
張りつける15.19
想像力14.49
折り重なる14.81
海辺14.68
本年14.96
貴女13.21
媚薬14.93
浅目17.29
浮遊13.74
剛性15.04
墜落14.25
プロフェッショナル15.11
厭味14.94
戦慄14.05
興味をもつ16.12
顔見知り14.10
適例15.32
はぐらかす14.44
恩返し14.35
食文化14.86
不細工14.65
ぽい14.24
適度14.05
1勝15.66
他言無用14.75
単刀直入14.39
そちら様16.11
水入らず15.06
撃ち落とす14.44
開会式15.08
忠誠13.94
押し開ける15.33
申告14.69
無敵14.05
箇所13.76
おかーさん14.98
序列14.22
繁栄14.19
ビクッと14.37
轟かす15.49
大サービス15.42
分かりきった14.80
しょんぼり14.20
両名14.30
パット14.88
地元14.05
魔道士14.02
未満14.44
断崖14.74
古代13.49
界隈14.76
引越し14.75
溢し14.08
矜持14.10
留める13.99
丸儲け15.85
世界を舞台に15.95
処置13.99
案じる14.03
すき焼き15.23
指定校14.61
予等15.92
濡らす14.14
空を覆う15.26
取り壊し15.40
和気藹々14.75
のめり込む14.81
妬く14.95
プロモーター16.53
言葉にする14.43
脱走者15.62
奉公14.79
物々しい14.54
網目15.30
如何なもの14.56
震わせる13.45
そつなく14.95
肉片14.29
宿舎14.16

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