I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
脳裏73.54
呆れる73.09
そうすれば73.65
持ち主73.54
観念74.18
持ち上げる73.40
捕まる73.48
73.83
討つ73.74
目差74.29
有資格者75.90
就いては74.87
歩む73.82
最優先73.97
内密に74.55
住まい74.44
お腹73.37
遮る73.43
半日73.90
通う73.42
72.98
収め73.80
支持73.96
覚醒73.73
3倍74.54
税金74.20
暫し73.60
指定73.37
技術72.97
両脇74.12
黒装束74.50
世間73.83
蒸留酒74.38
買物75.20
剥ぐ74.02
煽る73.74
休む73.22
持たせる74.24
ホテル73.86
かき消す74.23
真性75.18
砂糖73.74
並び74.00
回目74.16
どうやって73.23
踏破74.01
お弁当74.01
見る見る73.97
逆らう73.71
反対側73.76
好み73.52
依代74.94
手活け73.75
あんたら73.98
冷製75.71
ひょっこり74.46
シロップ74.75
儀礼74.28
お代り74.21
最後まで73.43
決戦73.75
差し上げる74.01
関連73.73
仕立てる74.63
見守る73.22
ゴブリン72.93
お捻り75.51
心地よい73.92
やりたい放題74.69
維持73.34
びっくりした73.91
一家73.91
触れ73.33
トレーラー75.33
釣られる74.51
ドライフルーツ74.92
パリパリ75.10
ぴーぴー75.84
勤しむ74.26
桜色74.55
降りる73.43
以下73.49
言われてみれば73.98
と思われる73.34
張り73.82
庇護74.15
宅配75.27
無茶苦茶74.02
封じる73.58
どうしたん73.53
仕草73.50
位記73.79
おつむ75.43
分けて73.68
騒動73.55
越し73.68
湯沸76.72
長さ73.67
治癒73.20
乗馬74.34

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