I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
買物75.20
並び74.00
強さ73.16
記す73.70
技術72.97
収め73.80
急ぎ73.89
やりたい放題74.69
とされる73.76
おろおろ74.47
加盟74.82
証書74.75
渡る73.38
用心棒74.49
手札74.04
最優先73.97
身分73.36
所有73.86
停止73.57
そんな中73.55
直轄74.45
内装74.18
重鎮74.16
丼74.56
速やか74.04
行けません73.55
環境73.36
持ち主73.54
喉元74.15
揃い74.05
血まみれ74.40
あちらこちら74.26
公演74.71
とは言え72.60
タキシード74.92
マッシュルーム75.29
訝る75.05
鼻で笑う74.49
お捻り75.51
肝心73.74
木72.81
ホテル73.86
冷製75.71
まじまじ74.04
定食屋74.88
裸73.83
何の気なしに75.03
吹き飛ぶ73.58
その際73.71
言われてみれば73.98
釣られる74.51
邪悪73.93
集合73.98
遮る73.43
バー73.69
技能73.58
猛攻74.23
済74.61
深紅74.14
正面73.68
机73.21
実力73.00
会員74.63
提示73.79
温水75.08
シェア74.23
野次馬74.21
持ち上げる73.40
煽る73.74
施す73.52
ゴブリン72.93
内密に74.55
大会73.41
責任73.30
類73.25
熟練73.88
そうすれば73.65
建て73.89
経営者74.62
正解73.47
金持ち74.08
伴い74.28
あれだけ73.46
すべく74.11
叱責74.17
そりゃ73.16
負担73.51
心得る74.50
はめる74.38
ひょっこり74.46
設定73.32
封じる73.58
云々73.91
長さ73.67
どんどん73.33
その上で73.71
エビ74.40
使用者74.17
震える73.32
飛ばし73.48

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