I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
詰めよる16.31
大技14.46
歌謡16.45
収支14.87
軽蔑14.31
叩き出す15.11
元へ13.46
料理屋14.74
炎上14.49
褐色13.99
身体的14.56
支援13.43
反し14.48
侍る14.04
日用品14.69
起き上がる13.63
インフレーション15.95
すっぽり14.30
腕試し14.88
10時14.73
申し出で15.17
涙目13.75
マネージャー14.60
体中14.08
自治権15.26
人一倍14.65
ストック14.25
現象13.59
シャープ14.81
本券17.59
秩序14.14
発表13.71
一枚上手15.27
どうなることやら15.15
革装15.32
末恐ろしい14.88
ブロック14.10
力こぶ15.34
報復14.00
旧姓15.39
伊良14.14
食事時15.10
耽美15.64
寝言14.48
お祭り騒ぎ14.64
二つめ15.78
払い出し16.69
蒸し魚16.21
コリコリ15.22
悪魔の宴16.99
不細工14.65
両端14.48
筒二14.47
パテント16.09
取捨16.17
手当たりしだい15.84
貝殻14.71
一廉15.72
お付け15.30
心より14.42
平らげる14.32
進展14.18
ファイナル15.42
賞金14.36
熱弁14.76
ミニ14.30
異音14.91
待合15.60
握り飯15.15
薄絹15.46
最寄り14.82
チラッと14.46
多すぎる14.09
天涯孤独15.10
敵愾心14.78
紛れる14.45
半信半疑14.35
サン14.62
癒やす14.84
傾げる13.21
暗示14.45
維持費14.79
13.68
媚を売る15.36
彼氏13.92
思い上がる14.80
後継者14.01
特殊性15.11
ギャップ14.28
事ができる13.96
心の交流16.39
視線を落とす14.58
仰天14.60
天性14.84
支障をきたす15.01
いざとなれば14.35
検分14.46
簡易宿泊所16.36
基礎工事15.50
素っぴん15.31

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