I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お笑い芸人15.74
間違いなし14.54
とろっと15.53
感激14.26
この手13.75
体脂肪率15.93
子弟14.42
美貌13.72
除去14.46
嫌悪感14.10
なし崩し15.05
塡まる14.18
どM16.51
温度差14.79
思案顔14.74
出不精15.52
散歩がてら15.41
マッチョ14.47
大皿14.54
13.50
内意15.02
13.92
山形14.90
フォルム14.64
セクシーポーズ16.15
普及14.19
ゴツゴツ14.70
深慮遠謀16.02
家紋14.46
九九15.17
とは限らない13.88
こう言った13.58
適例15.32
褒美14.04
ビクリと14.51
組み合い15.77
あざとい14.64
ただ働き15.48
べし15.07
何回か14.25
14.05
なれの果て15.38
殿様14.87
とも無く14.74
指揮をとる15.39
後々13.94
修習15.62
無残14.11
くじ引き14.92
隠密13.98
引きかえす16.23
じゃれ合う15.13
14.42
約数15.87
前触れ14.44
どこの馬の骨15.00
居心地14.01
腕力13.98
ネタばらし15.31
盗聴14.69
頬を張る15.99
立て直す14.11
抑え込む14.17
メープルシロップ15.06
際立つ14.24
横並び14.94
取っ組む15.81
顧み15.02
全うする14.78
絶望的13.94
高レベル14.25
微睡む14.98
周到14.89
すり14.43
ゼロから14.92
おめでとう13.91
取り返す14.37
特別扱い14.51
後足15.36
報復14.00
座席14.25
ワックス15.34
取得13.58
カゴ14.26
旺盛14.68
見本市15.64
夢想14.57
毎年13.95
ベッドルーム15.47
上げまん17.29
無位14.60
酷似14.45
居もしない15.67
代表的14.76
重苦しい14.29
計画性15.25
何でやねん15.18
手描き15.71
歴代14.13
14.21

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