I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
導き出す14.29
伯父14.04
せこい15.25
折り返し14.95
ゲロ14.70
質問をする14.50
怠る13.91
地帯13.96
違約金条項17.59
兄さま14.15
表舞台14.55
小瓶14.20
偶13.61
感情移入15.07
シルエット14.26
各個14.52
言いくるめる14.75
はっと13.91
具現化14.33
バージョンアップ14.98
濃厚14.12
責苦16.35
順当14.53
銘品16.61
ネギ14.66
纏わりつく14.89
託け14.95
遅かれ早かれ14.75
徹底14.04
趣14.42
春を鬻ぐ16.42
いやー13.81
ソテー14.91
消えゆく15.18
十三13.87
並びに14.65
掛け湯15.87
レオ13.62
最高権力者14.81
だらしのない15.34
10時14.73
転げ落ちる14.52
有利になる14.66
げんなり14.36
掛け売り16.39
折りたたむ14.73
色目14.99
救い13.62
考えれば考えるほど14.80
えーん15.49
手を叩く14.64
自警団員14.95
キャー14.63
出来レース15.32
顧み15.02
採択15.61
苦情14.34
粋14.56
無難13.98
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
劇13.91
勇猛14.65
すすり泣く14.91
トラップ14.01
最終調整15.17
勇む14.73
豪遊15.21
寝ぼけ14.45
足げ16.66
やない14.25
ゴシック15.20
待遇14.10
言いふらす14.71
ただ働き15.48
達す13.99
奮戦14.43
中止命令16.02
寛大14.38
異例14.50
肩口14.27
感謝の言葉もない15.90
先回り14.45
プルプル14.34
お手14.40
誰が見ても14.57
中心地14.62
塗り14.37
男役15.75
ガード13.92
粗い15.02
腕まくり15.07
けたたましい14.50
遅すぎる14.66
セット販売16.18
最寄り14.82
お河童15.06
名前をつける15.16
肉屋14.43
大はしゃぎ15.01
荷さばき16.34

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