I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
見る見る73.97
急速73.88
封じる73.58
排水74.94
治癒73.20
歌姫74.47
ミックス75.09
練習73.24
賑やか73.81
麻74.33
順74.12
税金74.20
定食屋74.88
長さ73.67
体躯73.94
八つ当たり74.16
所有73.86
反対側73.76
量72.96
身につける74.51
貴方さま75.88
張り73.82
頻りに74.15
業務73.94
育つ73.40
リゾット75.11
アングル75.44
通過73.83
刻み込む74.27
斜めに74.14
岩陰74.63
歩む73.82
無茶苦茶74.02
前後73.65
下す73.54
宴会73.97
屋根73.56
ぴーぴー75.84
一しきり74.25
物語73.37
脳裏73.54
謝る73.20
実力73.00
おろおろ74.47
ホイホイ74.60
対峙73.62
回目74.16
艶々74.67
拭く73.81
言われてみれば73.98
引き寄せる73.72
暫し73.60
手札74.04
おどおど74.61
呆れる73.09
目配せ74.15
提示73.79
その上で73.71
深夜73.90
避難73.64
金持ち74.08
表示73.45
市街74.57
祝福73.35
その際73.71
世界征服74.72
結果的に73.83
鼻で笑う74.49
正解73.47
3倍74.54
綺麗72.92
やる気73.51
その通り73.27
ローテーブル75.22
恐らくは73.44
宛73.72
脅す74.00
奇譚73.49
叱責74.17
温水75.08
仕立てる74.63
見学73.76
ネックレス73.99
売店74.72
半日73.90
すべく74.11
物とする74.64
シンと74.69
どちらか73.67
正反対74.19
一人前74.11
位記73.79
によれば73.80
持ち主73.54
胸を張る74.25
構造73.57
当面74.04
パスタ74.16
お代り74.21
脚73.41

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