I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
猛攻74.23
眠れる73.78
煽る73.74
市街74.57
ドライフルーツ74.92
通過73.83
結果的に73.83
上納75.23
経営者74.62
呻き74.36
広く73.60
売店74.72
暗い73.20
使用者74.17
パスタ74.16
惚れる73.82
見学73.76
構造73.57
住まい74.44
震える73.32
カモ74.75
ホモ74.61
往く73.36
減らす73.57
その上で73.71
によれば73.80
馬上73.94
清算74.72
張り73.82
最優先73.97
変わった73.19
支える73.62
重視73.78
どうやって73.23
受け取り73.68
海産物74.73
10日74.28
でない73.36
真髄75.00
売淫73.60
提示73.79
観戦73.99
ミックス75.09
砂糖73.74
気持ちよい74.24
云々73.91
肝心73.74
二度と73.48
どうしたん73.53
好み73.52
業務73.94
反対側73.76
いいかい74.50
預かり74.13
紡ぐ73.79
74.74
遮る73.43
鼻で笑う74.49
安い73.12
お臍75.23
メタル74.45
位記73.79
不可能73.19
ご機嫌よう74.26
向上73.71
邪悪73.93
突っ込み73.83
とある73.37
タキシード74.92
実力73.00
定食屋74.88
封じる73.58
桜色74.55
真性75.18
全滅73.60
一員73.93
こうなると74.11
限定73.71
果実酒74.28
拭く73.81
討つ73.74
渡る73.38
停止73.57
引き込む74.12
捕まる73.48
様子を見る73.98
訝る75.05
世界征服74.72
どちらか73.67
大虐殺75.36
シロップ74.75
びっくりした73.91
買物75.20
両脇74.12
降り注ぐ73.60
何とかなる73.77
男性用75.01
一人前74.11
開き73.45
ガキ73.66

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