I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
衆人環視14.96
天啓14.07
人格13.90
残さず14.35
アウト14.15
猛者13.76
真っ最中14.39
前売り券16.55
ボディビル16.06
作り笑顔15.19
命名14.29
企み14.33
市松模様16.24
名産品15.22
13.92
伝う13.97
たらしい14.18
14.00
となったら14.53
くれてやる14.43
人間並み15.36
竹林14.75
極楽15.02
クラブ14.44
不本意14.23
口角泡15.98
凍結14.32
寝息を立てる15.13
打ち方15.58
舞台衣装16.20
乗り付ける15.57
野生13.95
不可解14.14
一対一14.04
僭称15.14
斡旋14.29
具する17.59
御礼14.53
色恋14.81
脳内13.72
目隠し14.46
立て替え15.31
稼げる13.86
出身者14.50
瑕疵14.99
知らせる13.79
立ち上り15.01
しかねない14.19
売女15.19
恥じる14.04
手浴14.31
掲載14.29
拡散14.01
あっち13.48
講師14.26
一姫二太郎16.45
13.93
有無14.00
社員14.31
どS16.75
顔ぶれ14.29
口を挟む14.16
思い上がる14.80
13.35
履歴14.74
猫じゃらし15.18
魔法少女14.26
馬鹿にする14.43
すれすれ14.68
すき焼き15.23
配分14.47
媚薬14.93
前触れ14.44
リゾート施設16.48
華々しい14.66
避難経路15.77
惨敗14.83
矢先に14.66
プレイスタイル15.08
言い出し14.32
泣き顔14.62
裂け目14.56
しー14.43
焼け焦げ14.85
賢者13.61
耐水15.53
闇雲14.55
思いとどまる14.79
星型15.24
うれしい悲鳴16.35
ループ14.14
切り上げる14.34
13.18
茶菓子14.55
トゲトゲしい15.45
レッツ15.19
とも無く14.74
たちまち14.07
規律14.50
住宅用16.55

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