I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
碌な14.28
人一倍14.65
中継地15.35
一芸15.34
噛る14.95
煩わしい14.35
付け合せ15.23
売価15.92
お手洗い14.98
耐性13.20
戸惑い13.73
自陣14.77
変換13.81
危険度14.20
熱量14.32
参加申し込み16.14
充たす15.72
上り坂15.21
鋼線15.12
マイ13.93
頭のおかしい14.96
萌え14.33
見かけ14.07
7千15.91
来客者15.74
泳がす15.64
大軍14.05
輝度15.80
虐殺14.21
何て13.87
言葉を紡ぐ14.24
うろうろ14.40
社交界14.02
がね13.58
背く14.50
再興14.58
思いもよらない14.86
見立て14.17
淀15.09
冶具16.99
転ぶ13.77
身勝手14.25
言いようのない14.53
座所15.81
リスクが高い15.07
反す14.78
取りそろえる15.50
ストレスフリー16.14
巨乳14.25
大上段14.74
ハーフパンツ15.37
事ができる13.96
がり14.31
旺盛14.68
真っすぐ14.54
貴女13.21
色香14.66
奉公14.79
開発計画15.39
庭13.38
愛想のよい16.14
計画性15.25
帯状15.36
出来うる限り15.14
二段14.64
遠ざかる13.90
満つ14.73
食費14.58
篭もる14.30
ケータリングサービス17.05
標準14.57
人ごと15.42
立ち寄る14.07
名付ける14.30
アンコール15.30
威光14.45
足りとも14.14
状況下14.19
カッター14.28
目をそらす14.77
ホステス15.59
元妻15.28
盗難14.85
罰を受ける15.01
迫力13.80
女性的14.80
品定め14.74
引き延ばす14.95
小猫15.33
総工費16.48
疚しい14.47
企み14.33
諸君14.03
寄贈15.14
どうかして14.98
身ごもる15.12
朗読14.81
利子14.88
何度でも14.25
お出でなさい15.62

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