I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
嘯く14.55
手合15.43
緊急停止15.71
寛容14.40
隠し事14.31
ポジティブ14.72
トマト14.10
ベッドメイキング15.78
反社会的15.66
とんとん14.84
安心安全15.21
気泡15.02
14.05
大気13.87
紛れる14.45
シャープ14.81
食いつぶす15.36
鋳物14.81
又は13.91
秀でる14.27
実戦13.62
達し13.97
食す14.88
13.40
無駄使い15.31
逆立ち14.88
たたき落とす15.33
黒白15.27
いずれ13.42
思う存分14.33
どうって事ない15.09
日時14.60
不本意14.23
逆に言うと15.06
値引き14.93
託児所15.46
何ごと15.10
15.09
ところ狭しと15.46
ちゃっちゃと14.88
評価額15.86
重い口を開く15.74
開場15.49
網膜14.59
いちゃつく14.67
白日15.06
絶望的13.94
ベイクドポテト16.89
故人14.72
リゾート地15.33
結果論14.87
突然だけど15.82
13.95
具合13.52
方がまし14.84
二神14.37
励み14.35
晩餐13.99
今の無し16.05
クラブ14.44
13.94
思うように14.09
丸っきり14.62
刀自15.06
先進14.91
ガーリック15.62
在らせられる14.77
出品物15.98
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
呆れ果てる15.55
自分用14.70
双璧をなす15.87
バージョンアップ14.98
キャー14.63
昼メロ16.59
万事休す15.20
一強15.76
つかの間14.74
終幕15.10
行き交う14.29
何げない16.49
餡かけ15.30
神具14.18
直ちに14.28
変わりない14.09
一環14.08
当の本人14.31
力添え14.84
餌食14.39
範囲内14.03
撃ち落とす14.44
代理戦争15.49
得策14.35
日陰者15.34
アクティブ14.03
本題に入る14.69
試飲14.99
見切り14.37
標的13.87
に当たって13.73

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