I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
技術72.97
いいかい74.50
サイコロ74.50
ホワイト74.17
ロープ73.74
ゴブリン72.93
お腹73.37
祭り73.67
パリパリ75.10
負担73.51
暫し73.60
引き込む74.12
心地よい73.92
華麗74.09
反対側73.76
受け取り73.68
不可能73.19
ネコミミ74.74
就いては74.87
証書74.75
エビ74.40
邪悪73.93
風景73.68
引き起こす73.81
メタル74.45
無茶苦茶74.02
ごろごろ74.38
飛ばし73.48
実行73.57
割れ73.80
鼻で笑う74.49
通過73.83
技能73.58
維持73.34
安い73.12
試着74.73
一しきり74.25
歩む73.82
建て73.89
貴方さま75.88
斜めに74.14
内装74.18
赤面74.32
内密に74.55
度に73.36
売店74.72
十字架74.46
海産物74.73
経営者74.62
絨毯73.95
74.40
温水75.08
公演74.71
まとめ74.00
仕立てる74.63
う歯74.60
強さ73.16
云々73.91
ガキ73.66
呆れる73.09
73.17
一般73.63
練習73.24
強靭74.05
休む73.22
覚醒73.73
世界征服74.72
乗馬74.34
設定73.32
結果的に73.83
抜け73.20
所有73.86
宅配75.27
往く73.36
何の気なしに75.03
選択肢73.42
承認74.17
限定73.71
踏破74.01
73.75
並び74.00
正面73.68
やりたい放題74.69
冷徹74.22
仕草73.50
トレーラー75.33
血まみれ74.40
誰にも73.40
収納73.57
72.96
速やか74.04
深紅74.14
熟練73.88
実力73.00
示し73.48
広く73.60
減らす73.57
73.47
その上で73.71
討つ73.74

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