I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
節操14.95
後半戦15.19
無実14.54
各個14.52
十中八九14.38
水洗い15.27
体勢13.40
タイルを張る17.29
模擬店15.58
シャレ14.86
食い下がる14.39
寝そべる14.31
私兵14.17
高高度15.07
ブリスケット17.59
強盗殺人15.88
昏睡14.95
心のなか14.85
すっぽり14.30
地区13.99
桁が違う14.96
一見さん15.88
吹き14.04
若しや13.84
茶髪14.25
でぶ15.41
お決まり14.60
暗澹14.86
鼻っ柱15.19
肩透かし14.85
圧勝14.52
鞄13.64
意識的14.59
しま14.33
印象付ける15.34
堕ちる14.04
動員14.17
制限時間14.55
スマート14.58
性行為15.29
断面14.46
損害14.06
詳しく13.53
阿鼻叫喚14.57
焚く14.35
コリコリ15.22
小道具14.94
左肩14.31
プラスマイナス016.01
超え13.42
ループ14.14
短縮14.07
鮮血14.11
保険14.12
不文律14.92
首ったけ15.74
そなた13.57
お水14.60
一巻の終わり15.91
表現者16.15
買付16.16
風流15.08
チキン14.53
淀15.09
間柄14.15
抜身15.29
右前15.31
超高温15.36
人並み14.52
拭き14.24
破棄13.70
フォーマルドレス16.89
タップ14.67
掲載14.29
掴みどころのない15.68
呈する15.04
要人14.30
ってば13.84
すっきり14.03
使用方法15.01
プロフィール14.96
検索14.06
年代14.38
マイナー14.77
歪14.00
折りたたむ14.73
相13.93
引っ切り無しに14.61
天板15.16
癒す13.84
即時14.55
予納15.16
干魚16.69
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
残金15.18
試合放棄16.28
襲い掛かる14.02
よく通る声15.01
お見事14.52
遭わせる15.42

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